north birmingham academy

This is known as a good school but really all girls are slaggy little bitches who think they are the shit!! 🙄 And the lads walk round thing there big man an ting when really they are little scrawny scum bags 👌🏻👌🏻

Girl: You heard of north Birmingham academy
Boy: yeh it’s full of loads of bagheads an slags
Girl: really,
I thought it was a good school tbh, guess not...

by IOnlyEverSpeakTheTruthh November 11, 2017

carson wayne birmingham

a living demon, no one will ever like him, LOVES to annoy his sister. jump off a cliff carson😚

"wow carson wayne birmingham is REALLY a beaver with them teeth"

by yourselfforever February 19, 2020

Birmingham Blow Dart

The act of inhaling cocaine from the fart cloud of a blue chip Columbian hooker.

"Man, that Birmingham Blow Dart was exactly what I needed."

by B-ham Blow Dart January 31, 2014

The Birmingham Pancake

The Birmingham pancake is an addition to the typical English breakfast, it's performed in the same way as an Alabama pancake is usually made.

Alltho the Birmingham pancake, might be abit unorthodox, it's still made all around the world.

"Nan, I've been craving your amazing Birmingham pancakes for weeks now!"

To be honest The Birmingham Pancake can be defined as a war atrocity to not have on your menu!

by Gregor McWhipperscatter November 14, 2018

birmingham egg

Meal consisting of 5 scotch eggs cut in half and covered in masala sauce, served with a naan bread and/or chips (fries). Popularised by the b3ta newsletter in 2005, where it briefly became a viral meme.

Probably no longer possible to buy at your local chippy, but with only two ingredients it's easy to make at home.

"Hungry enough for a curry?"
"Nah, mate; just gimme a birmingham egg and let's bounce."

by Scatman Dan April 13, 2018

Birmingham

literally if you wanna go to birmingham just go to the local tip

eg.

"where do you come from"
"birmingham"
"oh god stay the fuck away from me"

by forehead69420 May 27, 2019

Birmingham trap

British origin. A form of street fight-trap. One person will instigate a fight with another person or a small group, and run off to the nearest alley. The instigator will have numerous friends awaiting the lured person to enter the alley, proceeding to beat him up with ease due to outnumbering. Famously used by Pakistani and Somali youth gangs in Birmingham, UK

"Oi, mate - gizz me some of dat beer and I'm finna tell ya what happened the other day near the Manc pub"
"O ye, wat was date, mate?"
"Some waki pakis got their little bruva to lure a chav into their alley, and Birmingham trapped 'im innit"

by ssmithandwessy May 12, 2017