north birmingham academy

This is known as a good school but really all girls are slaggy little bitches who think they are the shit!! 🙄 And the lads walk round thing there big man an ting when really they are little scrawny scum bags 👌🏻👌🏻

Girl: You heard of north Birmingham academy
Boy: yeh it’s full of loads of bagheads an slags
Girl: really,
I thought it was a good school tbh, guess not...

by IOnlyEverSpeakTheTruthh November 11, 2017

carson wayne birmingham

a living demon, no one will ever like him, LOVES to annoy his sister. jump off a cliff carson😚

"wow carson wayne birmingham is REALLY a beaver with them teeth"

by yourselfforever February 19, 2020

Birmingham Enema

When you put an m80 firecracker in your anus and light the fuse causing your asshole to flay open like Ronnie McNutt’s cranium.

A stupid cunt broke into my house so I hogtied the fucker and gave him a Birmingham Enema.

by RetardCumMuncher69 April 15, 2024

Birmingham Blow Dart

The act of inhaling cocaine from the fart cloud of a blue chip Columbian hooker.

"Man, that Birmingham Blow Dart was exactly what I needed."

by B-ham Blow Dart January 31, 2014

Birmingham

Utter Shithole. Lots of gangs, esp. small heath fucking rifles.

Don't mess up with me in Birmingham, you'll never be alive if you do.

by your big cock November 21, 2021

Birmingham blues

A song by Electric Light Orchestra, about missing home.

Guy 1: Vacation has been great, but I'm ready to go home. I kinda miss it, ngl.

Guy 2: Sounds like you've got the Birmingham blues.
Guy 1: ...What? I don't live in Birmingham.

by Wackythe June 13, 2024

Birmingham

A place full of assholes except for Koz

I don’t want to go to Birmingham

by KillykayMO January 18, 2022