Auto-Bob

Continual noding of head up and down done by boyfriends who aren't really listening to their girl

As long as you use the Auto-Bob she wont even realize your asleep

by blckblt6 May 17, 2004

auto ventriloquism

Auto ventriloquism is the art of talking or signing to oneself without moving one's lips while driving an automobile.

Passenger: "Hey, look at the guy in the car next to us. What an uptight douche bag."

Driver: "He's not uptight, man. Look you can see his lips moving a little. He's practicing auto ventriloquism."

by rufusclay November 9, 2013

auto-take

when you hold an object out so someone will assume you're offering it to them and take it off your hands

lara: (holding out ipod) who's freaking ipod is this? i don't want it!
...
lara: gahh i was hoping someone would just auto-take it from me

by mizaeroganse December 26, 2008

Auto-rizz

A form of the word "rizz" which refers to the unintentional or no-effort rizzing of someone.

Look at Andy! He's got that auto-rizz!

by ptutt7 December 8, 2022

Auto-Nod

When you're talking with someone, and you're distracted, bored, disinterested, etc. you put yourself on "Auto Nod" by periodically nodding at them (with the occassional "uh huh" or "really?") to give the impression you're paying attention, when in fact you're plotting their demise, your escape, wondering what's on TV tonight, pondering the difference between "affect" and "effect" etc.

I was talking to my boyfriend about our wedding plans, and if we should go with Dahlias or Peonies... and if the invitations should be embossed or debossed... and then I realized he was on Auto-Nod...

by BobboFairbro November 3, 2011

Auto-correct

The most frustrating setting on your phone, usually changes words to something embarrassing.

Me: heyy
Friend: hey how's ur day?
Me: awful I gotta bad case of the manboobs
Friend: OMG LOL
Me: what
Friend: check ur first text
Me: omg I mention Monday's! lol I hate auto-correct

by TheCandyDirectioner December 2, 2015

Auto Bands

American rapper.

Automatically touching (racks) thousands of dollars.

Coming to the stage...Auto Bands!

by Linkupinc June 26, 2020