Artorias

Artorias is one of the coolest bosses of the darksouls series, he has a wolf named sif and traverses the abyss with his pal, One of the greatest characters of all time.

Gays and lesbians are his nightmares :pepesando:

Maslo: Artorias is my favourite boss in the dark souls series.
Pipunda: I agree

by Artorias_2008 February 11, 2025

Astoria Scuff

Similar to the Middle Village Special in which you are from place A, and you act a fool in place B. But people with too much time on their hands decide its time to place you under citizens arrest and waste 3 hours of the day on cops that will let you go anyways.
Astoria is super gentrified and nothing happens in Astoria, so the Astoria Scuff is infinitely frustrating due to the fact that it takes around 7 years and an angry facebook post in order for you finally go home.

Your Buddy; "Man, I thought I could pull a Middle Village Special last night, but I ended up in a prissy neighborhood, so it ended up being an Astoria Scuff instead."
You; "Fuck, how did you get out of it?"
Your buddy; "I just waited, I guess. Felt like 12 years."

by Yeahrightdude March 18, 2026

duche-atopia

A snob party. A gathering of duche nozzles. A party where all the people are trying to show up each other through their clothes, cars, their money, and their education attainment. A very boring party full of uninteresting people.

Sam: "Did you go to Charlton's party last night?"
Will: "Yeah, but everybody there was a total snob, just like Charlton.

Sam: "Total duche-atopia, right? I told you not to go."

by vordmeister June 12, 2011

g_atoradebottle

one very hot dude

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by g_atroadebottle May 10, 2022