jackens assistant

jackens assistant is jackens personal assistant that is very helpful and is great.

jackens assistant helps jackens everyday

by jackens November 10, 2020

Sack Assist

1. When one guy helps another guy out for no other reason than they are both guys.

John: Hey Steve, thanks for that sack assist.
Steve: No problem John. Always nice to help out a fellow man.

by Steve425624567 December 27, 2009

Assisted Five

When a person is offered a high five and refuses to give it and a fellow person grabs said person's hand and gives the man offering a high five a high five.

High five?

Naw.

(man walks by and sees the struggle and grabs the man's hand and gives the high five )

Assisted Five! I'll take it

by CaseDog January 20, 2010

Assistant Executive

The inaccurate reversal of a secretary job title for the purposes of inflating your position when you are actually making 45k and living in NorthJesus. Job description born out of delusions: serving as an officer/executive, actually mattering, and having a real job. Usual duties ACTUALLY include: changing printer paper, opening car doors, and sealing envelopes for mailing. See: self-absorbed.

I am loving my new job as the assistant executive, I am basically in charge of everyone except for the CEO!

by Give me a break! December 18, 2012

Troll-Assisted

Used when a certain event or incident that happens in a block-game, is helped or aided by a player called TheTroll2001.

"Did you guys grief my base? Bet it was Troll-Assisted.''

by Exxactoo November 10, 2022

Assisted-Handjob

When two or more people (preferably female) jack one dudes cock at the same time.

"I just got jacked off by both my wife and my girlfriend at the same time, now that's what you call an Assisted-Handjob."

by DeezNutsBuster November 14, 2022

ESO Assistant

Like the best ever Discord bot for ESO!

Elder Scrolls Online Assistant. For real Trial Guilds!
discordapp.com/api/oauth2/authorize?client_id=411786681935724546&permissions=1610086647&scope=bot

I used ESO Assistant to help me get gud at ESO!

by Magical Society May 19, 2018