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a person who covers, or surrounds an ass, in the process taking on the persona, and the characteristics of an ass.
1.)The asshat at the bank kept bothering me for change.

2.) can you believe that asshat? he nearly dropped my pizza.
asshat by L-Dagz October 25, 2008
The closest synonym is anything that is ridiculously stupid or frustrating; a total clusterfuck. (while used mostly as a noun its more appropriate use is as a widely general ADJECTIVE)
eg: "trying to park in here is a total asshat..."
asshat by evan yesterday August 22, 2009
1. Shorts, a hat for your ass.
Those are bitching asshats-Greg
asshat by RRyan May 18, 2005
One that looks down on others and is overall, a douchebag in it's finest shit.
Did you see that asshat? He's so annoying. BAN! BAN! BAN!

Near is an asshat.
asshat by J Zhang August 3, 2007
One who's got their head up their ass and needs a cranal-rectal inversion, ASAP.
Holy Jaques Cousteau, Batman! That person is an asshat; call 911 -- we can't perform a cranal-rectal inversion ourselves!
Asshat by Un Sporko Magnifico July 15, 2008
Asshat emoticons -

3> - little ass-hat
B> big ass-hat
<cow-orker> is being an 3> today!
<politician> is an B>
asshat by Ezleeb July 20, 2008