(noun)-Somebody who is being a complete jerk to everybody, and is uncontrollable.
It's almost as if they have an invisible hat that says, "I'm an ass!". Hence, asshat.

(Plural: Asshats: A group of uncontrollable asses, usually young, immature boys, who are being complete jerks to everyone.
Phil, quit being an asshat and get your act together!

(Plural)-Tom and his buddies are being real asshats today.

by The Hankerchief January 1, 2009
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Someone who acts so completely ridiculous and irrational that you can't stand to hear their voice much less see their face.
Anyone who know's Clay would agree, he's the biggest asshat we know.
by This makes me smile January 26, 2011
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An Asshat: someone who is a complete idiot OR verbal abuse for someone you are angry with OR a greeting for someone you dint want to see
'Hey You!'
'Hey Asshat!'

by HairMetalGlamRock April 26, 2006
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When a woman ass is so fine...you would proudly wear it as a hat
Honey....u are so fine, I want to wear your ass as a hat.....love me some asshat !!!
by The Door Guy July 9, 2010
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One who urinates on another mans truck after too many White Claws. Typically guys named Paul.
I love white claw so much, that I cannot control my urine flow. What’s this truck over here? Let me pee on it since I am an asshat
by GrandCentralLaughter October 4, 2019
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An asshat is a person who would generally use you to get higher up in the world thus leaving you behind in the dirt. They would pretend to be your friend to get items money or break your heart for the fun of it.
He is such an asshat!

I know right I thought he was my friend
by MidgetManLink October 2, 2015
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When you put your bare ass on top of someone's head like a top hat.
Joe waged a prank war on Zach when he gave him an asshat after practice last week.
by BGoat January 27, 2016
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