Alabama mud butt

When you get so drunk at a party that you pass out and people put chocolate cake in your pants to make you think that you shit yourself.

Based on true story.

John was drunk and a little obnoxious so he woke up with an Alabama mud butt.

by oaff November 3, 2010

Alabama Mud Slide

This sexual procedure requires three people, one must be a female. To preform this move the "Mud Maker" must eat greasy food or consume diarrhea inducing medicine. Then as the medicine takes effect the "Mud Maker" must shit all over the back of the second participate and because the feces will be in a liquid state it will start to run down their back. Afterwards the feces will splat onto the, preferably female participates, chest thus making a Alabama Mud Slide.

I'm thinking about doing the Alabama Mud Slide tonight, you in or out?

by MudslideMan November 12, 2019

alabaster retard

What one may call someone who is particularly white and stupid for instance the moon when asked for directions - originated from BBC 3 comedy The Mighty Boosh

Ok i took a chance, how was i supposed to know he was an Alabaster Retard

by Crispin Whattley September 7, 2005

aaban

aaban is an amazing sweet hearted guy. he is so smart yet being so sweet. also for the ladies he amazing in bed. he has such a big penis. just wow. also he super nice and sweet. he is not a bully and will make friends with almost everyone. he is so smart in everything. also, he is very rich so also keep that in mind.

aaban your so nice and sweet

by eskidet October 24, 2018

alabama rules chess

A variation of regular chess wherein whomever uses the white pieces win because they gang up on the black pieces, just like Alabama.

John: Dude, I hate playing chess with you. You only play Alabama rules chess and you never let me be the white pieces.
Dave: My pieces don't take kindly to your pieces 'round here, boy.

by Drupt May 7, 2007

Alabama Lawnmower

When a guy is getting a girl doggy style with his family member, he reaches forward and knocks her arms out from under her. Then he pushes her across the room while he is still fucking her.

Sheila had rugburn on her face after I performed a Alabama Lawnmower on her.

by Fachi07 March 6, 2019

Sweet Home Alabama

Sweet home Alabama means loving to fuck your family, as an example of these people: Javier scalleta

Sweet home Alabama can be used when you tell someone they love fucking their family

by Imega June 25, 2019