Yahoo Answers

An evil website hell-bent on removing the balls from Americans and turning them into pussies

I'm 13 am I old enough for my boyfriend to finger me?

Sure it's completely natural.

YAHOO ANSWERS FAIL!

by St3nDahL July 7, 2010

Don’t ask questions you don’t want the answers to

It’s usually the answer you don’t want to know.

Another form of Tom Krause’s quote
“never ask questions you don’t want to know the answers to” but more suited for using in conversation.

Often used by cheating girlfriends and wives after hoeing around.

Mark: Hey babe, where were you last night?
Susan: Don’t ask questions you don’t want the answers to

Mark: Sucked off your ex, didn’t you?

by Pushover42069 January 22, 2020

Answerology

A website where you can ask questions and get answers from several different perspectives. You then score member's answers from -2 to +2. You can give a blue star award for an answer that solves your issue or you can give a jerk award to a troll.

Also known as:
guycritical.com
answerology.cosmogirl.com
answerology.seventeen.com
answerology.goodhousekeeping.com
answerology.quickandsimple.com
answerology.cosmopolitan.com
answerology.marieclaire.com
anwerology.redbookmag.com

This site reaches approximately 86,304 U.S. monthly people. The site appeals to a fairly wealthy, slightly more female than male, 35-49 group. It is the 15,663 most popular US website.

I didn't know what to do for Valentine's Day so I asked for help on Answerology and they gave me some good ideas.

by workplay August 11, 2009

United Church of Yahoo Answers

A groups of narrow minded, right winged Fundie Catholics and Protestants who hang aroung trolling their whole gospel of legalism, dumb rules, and hate towards those who believe differently. Their creed goes as such
1. The belief in everlasting hell of conscious torment for those who dont believe or behave exactly as they are told to is the most important doctrine.
2. It is justified to degrade another under the excuse of just trying to save them.
3. Your holy duty is to thumbs down anything supporting Universalism, annihilation, reincarnation, or a non-dogmatic system of theology.
4. It is a major sin to say anything about the church of Yahoo's behavior
5. Anyone who disagrees with them is in fact persecuting them.

6. You have the business to evangelize in categories people ask questions in, despite the fact they are trying to get away from you, but despite the problems, continue.

7. Be always ready to cover up any evil things you do, for you were doing good.

United Church of Yahoo Answers
Question: What is Buddhism?
UCYA answer: A path leading to everlasting hell.

Such examples include the leading cult members are CJ/Chris/David, No Chance without Jesus, Daver, Lynn, Dear Dogma and Gods Servant.

UCYA David/CJ/Chris-"blah blah blah is a cult leading to eternal hell".

by mrburns43 May 2, 2010

the answer is 42

In a non fictional sense, the phrase represents the suttle but significant influences that fictional ideas have on in the "real" world.

"What is the answer to life the universe and everything?"

"the answer is 42"

by Richard Malenfant May 28, 2007

Yahoo Propaganda Answers

Yahoo Answers is a web site that was created with the idea of helping people find answers to their questions. While most of the time this is the case, Yahoo Answers has been turning more and more into a Right-Wing Propaganda site. Where questions about freedom issues like Gay Marriage and Atheism are met with ignorant, mean comments and Pro-Republican ideas. Yahoo claims the site is "Moderated By The Users" but there has been complaints that questions that met all the guidelines, were deleted, with many suspecting it was because a Yahoo Employee didn't (Personally) like the question. This can be seen by making 2 different accounts and posting different questions that fall into a Conservative or Liberal mindset. Conservative questions and comments are often times left up on the site, even when they include offensive words like "Fag". While Liberal points of view are deleted, without a reason by Yahoo. Many Christian's use Yahoo Answers as a tool to spread their faith and views. Many questions, not even related to God, are met with answers that read like Religious Propaganda; IE: "Your leg hurts because God loves you and this pain will heal you! God Bless!" Criticism for Republican politicians, will be met with Republican users reporting these users to Yahoo; where Yahoo will just remove the comment and give that user a "Violations Notice". Yahoo claims Violations Notice can be disputed, but Yahoo rarely, if ever, replies back to the emails. MANY former Yahoo Answer users have reported that their accounts have been deleted, citing the reasons above. Considering Yahoo awards a point system to encourage more participation, a user with several thousand points who ends up having their account suspended, is put through a lot of undo stress. Seeing as it can take several months to a year to reach these point levels.

A guy asked if Gay Marriage was the reason for the flooding in the USA. If that God was punishing us. When I called his comments ignorant and that he was acting like a bigot; I received a Violations Notice. Even though his question remained up. Yeah, real fair..... Just another day on Yahoo Propaganda Answers !

by the2ndflood August 23, 2008

the answer to everything

Violence

Jim: hey paul what’s the answer to everything ?
Paul: Violence is always the answer

by Noobslayer69 May 7, 2018