The Morten Anderson

Morten Anderson is an NFL kicker who has a facemask with one bar.

The Morten Anderson, or the One-Bar, is the act of placing your wang across a girl's mouth in the same fashion of the facemask. Bonus points for saying "Laces out, bitch!"

I gave her the old One-Bar last night.

Man I would like to give her the Morten Anderson.

by Paulie J. October 1, 2006

Pamela Anderson

The Woman Has Hepititas C.

Which is an STD if you didn't know... So, for those of you still looking at the screen with a retarded look on your face... it means if you bang Pamela Anderson, you will excret puss from your genitals.

by Veetre-shnugan-hagin January 1, 2006

neal anderson

A child sized man who never showers or eats. A sickly looking person with nothing going for him. Also see baby dick, small penis, chicken legs, or loser.

Who is that piece of shit?
Oh, thats Neal Anderson

by Yessssssssss February 28, 2005

abigial anderson

An awesome red head who is best friends with Taylor swift and she swims for Kansas university. she is also in music videos "fifteen" and "picture to burn".

"abigial anderson" is one awesome red head.

by taylor swift's #1 fan caillie October 22, 2011

Miss. Anderson

When someone's ass is so small it inverts

God damn it's a Miss. Anderson

by Possumbear November 15, 2017

anderson cooper

the finest newscaster the world has ever seen. he hosts anderson cooper 360 on cnn every weeknight at 7pm est. has an extenside fandom of young to middle aged women who have deemed themselves "anderfans"

random dude: did you see jeopardy last night? wow that ken jennings is on a role.
anderfan: no way. anderson cooper was on!

by anderfantothenthdegree October 8, 2005

austin anderson

A very talk whiteboy with a 8 inch cock between his legs

Omg, its Austin Anderson, the pussy destroyer

by ajandersonmuthafucka February 8, 2014