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Anders

Anders is a leftist who loves equality. He always likes a good debate. Some think he's nice, but he's evil, or so he says himself. Nobody loves Anders. Anders feels lonely in all the time, but he likes to use messenger, then he doesn't feel as lonely. Anders easily makes homework until 3am. He once fell asleep in geografi class for 25 minutes, and his teacher, didn't notice.

Anders sometimes feels like he can't control his own life, and everything and everyone is against him. He's bad at spelling. He's useless. He can't do shit. He's lazy. He's ugly. He's depressed. He's alone. He's me.

But he has good friends. He met one in 7th. They wrote to each other often, and you know what? They still do. Anders likes to write with his new friend from 7th. He trusts her to the fullest and appreciates her.
Anders is an ugly fuck and he's evil.
Nobody likes Anders.
Anders is depressed.
My name is Anders.
Anders is a name.
Anders is unlucky.
by depressed duckling October 10, 2018
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Anders Borring

Also referred to as Boremaskinen, Hammeren, Johnny Bravo. Anders Borring is a name describing few in Danish society that have Dance moves like a orangutan on Coke, and drinks beer like their lives depend on it
Anders Borring held my beer whilst on the toilet, and when back i came my 0,5 l was gone
by Borr1ng March 27, 2022
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Anders

Anders An interesting character to say the least, he loves memes, and all sorts of pop culture references. He’s sweet, but can be brutally honest when it is not needed. He’s not like anyone you’ve ever met before and you might not like it. He really like memes and will become your Meme plug. He doesn’t like that people don’t take him seriously because they see him as the funny guy. He can listen to all of your problems and will help you through tuff times if you give him time to come out of his shell. He can be awkward around girls he likes, that’s just his boy reaction, even if anders is a man. He’s not perfect but if you meet him give him a shoot.
Abby: why is Anders so weird

Ben: he’s a just awkward and doesn’t know what he’s doing, try to give him some time a let him figure things out

Abby: I hope you didn’t leave me astray on this one.
by Lasagnacat June 23, 2019
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Anders

Anders is the Scandinavian Version of Andreas. Anders is the most fierce and strongest guy you will ever meet. He is the guy you wants to be friends With, and if Your on his bad side, you better begin digging Your grave. He is also the best guy you will ever met and hav sex With. He is a god in the bed, making you scream With joy. Anders is a guy made to be a Warrior and a leader. Anders is not a guy to mess With or he will make sure Your dead.
"What happend to Simen?"

"Anders"
"Oh, he should have known not to mess With him"
by Norse SPartan October 11, 2018
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Ander

Ander is the most loyal and sensitive person you’ll ever meet. He will always be there when you need a friend, as long as you’re there for him too. He’s the kind of person you can laugh your ass off with, but also have a sensitive conversation. He’ll give you the best advice
I wish I had an ander, he’d help me in this situation
by clout demon January 27, 2019
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Ander

A strong, handsome man with insanely good hair! He’s athletic witty, and is very smart. Ander is the kind of guy any girl is lucky to get their hands on. He’s very picky and often keeps to himself… a bit anti social but when you get him out of his shell he’s the life of the party! - He’s got great muscles too.
“woah! who’s that mysterious, hot guy?”
THATS ANDER!”
by xoxobby December 19, 2024
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Ander

Ander he has the biggest cock ever known to man. It is said that it is so long that it could go around the world more than 7 times, exactly 7.54 times.

There are several ways to call Ander, for example, horse or megalodon, but the best adjective and the one that best fits those dimensions is Zakil Handi or Zakil Ear.

Other than that, Ander is a wonderful person with a heart as big as his member.
Russia is almost as big as Ander's cock
by El Pitagoras de November 25, 2021
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