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ambushed wetwork

a hairy pussy that has been beaten too many times and drips blood.
I was going to bang this chick, but her ambushed wetwork turned me away.
by SK9 January 31, 2009
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Ambush

A fucking bitchass entity in the game Doors, Roblox.
P1: I just got killed by Ambush!
P2: THAT BITCH?!?!? YOU ALMOST MADE IT TO DOOR 100
by LeonGamer December 5, 2022
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ambush

1) A situation where a person bends forward just in front of another person, knowingly or otherwise, so that the bender's booty{ touches the other's private part.

2) When a bender's booty is in the way, making an incomer connect his or her private part, accidentally or on purpose
Sarah immediately bent to tie her shoes, and ambushed Sam
by cAsted November 5, 2017
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Ambush Meeting

A meeting that you don't get invited to until at least five minutes after it has started, and that you have a pivotal role in which to play/present/answer questions.
I got two ambush meetings sprung on me today, and they were both at the same time.
by APX8000XE January 19, 2021
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ambush invoice

Fraudulent modern American method of surviving difficult economy. Most often utilized by persons age 25-38. The favorite trick of creative freelancers. You offer your services to a company or person perceived to have money. They of course do not hire you. You offer information or ideas via emails or phone calls they didn't ask you for. Then you start demanding pay for the above.

If they are smart and refuse to pay you, then you accuse them of a lie designed to hurt them, and email them an invoice that includes a threat that if they do not pay, you will spread lies about them on Google.

Don't laugh.

This is now widespread across America.
1. A company charges for what they perceive to be your fault (not being there, for instance) and then sends you an ambush invoice. They have not actually DONE anything.

2. You meet a group of freelancers for lunch. You don't hire any of them. They send you 1-3 emails during the following week asking questions about your project. Three days later, they invoice you. They have not actually DONE anything. You are being billed for the emails they sent you because they're about YOUR project, after all.

3. You ask a person a question on the phone. They answer you. It takes about 30 seconds. Three days to a week later, they invoice you $2500.
by Pinch1968 October 11, 2012
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Ambush the train

A blanket-term that can be used in almost any situation, usually said in such a way that the other person still understands what you mean.

Origin: On the Xbox 360 store page, most games had lengthy descriptions that summarized the game in order to encourage you to buy it. The video game 'Gun' however simply had the words Ambush The Train in the description and nothing else.
Example 1-
Jane: "Hey dude, how's it going?"
Joe: "Ambush the train..."
Jane: "That bad, huh?"

Example 2-
*Very attractive person walks by*
Internalized: 'Ambush. The. Train.'

Example 3-
*You jam your toes in the garage door*
You: "AMBUSH THE TRAAAIN!!"
by Anemeros October 2, 2022
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Scarlet Ambush

When a girl fails to inform her male partner that she is on her period before they have sex.
I pulled out and it was a scarlet ambush!
by kuntfuq September 25, 2020
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