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there's always room for jello

There is always time to have sex, even in the most stolen moments.
Even though I have to be at my therapist's office in 15 minutes, there's always room for jello.
by julieann February 16, 2008
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why you always lien

What a person says to another person when they think there "lien"
Ex: viner: WHY U ALWAYS LIEN

Victem: huh then laughs
Why you always lien is Popular with what are those fans
by Party fox girl November 10, 2015
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When you're getting head from a girl and it sucks so bad that you're bored. So to amuse yourself, you make moose antlers out of you hands and place them on her head.
This fat bitch had a beard and I couldn't get off so I gave her the moose. The great thing was she saw me do it. You always know when you've been moosed.
by JScrub August 19, 2009
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Two Nuts Driving A Hot Rod Should Always Wear A Helmet

use prophylactic protection prior to inserting the pork sword into the pudendum; when you descend down her blouse, suit up the trouser mouse; practice safe sex, said of a male.
In today's age of rampant sexual promiscuity, it's probably quite prudent to slap on a skin or two...two nuts driving a hot rod should always wear a helmet.
by weave March 24, 2003
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Always Abstinence April

Tradition/challenge involving not masturbating for the entire month of April. Typically a punishment for those who failed No Nut November.
Edgy Boi: Yo, did you beat NNN?
Edgy Boi 2: No. I guess I'll be doing Always Abstinence April.
by Radical Conservative December 28, 2018
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Always

An underrated word, now made popular by J. K. Rowling which means that you have never stopped loving someone and you will continue to love them as long as you live.
Dumbledore: After all this time?
Snape: Always.
by Rifs March 27, 2019
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always

a fucking long time, sometimes for all eternity
by i swear to drunk i'm not god February 25, 2005
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