absattar

Absattar is a very handsome and muscular dude that has a 16 inch penis and can make everyone laugh

I need absattar to fuck me

by Absattar November 25, 2021

Absalon

gets along with everyone and has a crushes on girls that don’t like him like that

Absalon lowkey downbad

by Donttalktome November 26, 2021

The Fuck ASAP

An emphasis on needing to leave a location swiftly

Hey girl, my side nigga wife just popped up! I need you to get me the fuck asap!

by 420 Girlz November 11, 2022

asap money

Stack of cash. Also known as cheddar, bread, and paper.

I gotta get that asap money.

by Breadstacks April 13, 2009

asaptual

the (fictional) root word of ASAP.

a stupid word your younger brother probably made up.

I need these files on my desk asaptual.

I need to get online and play Gaia asaptual.

by sigilvii July 23, 2009

asapamundo

As soon as possible - But sooner

Get here asapamundo!

by HTCgirl August 30, 2009

Assapanick

The term used by the local Powhatan tribe to define a flying squirrel.
Assapanick is a mother fucking flying squirrel.

John Rolfe: "ah man, last night was crazy! Pocahontas swallowed my nuts like an Assapanick !"

Ralph Hamor: "So what now?"

John Rolfe: "I'm gonna marry that bitch!"

by Str8ChevyChasin December 1, 2019