When a woman over 35 gets breast enhancement surgery. Like an aging pitcher, she's looking to get back the 'mound presence' she had as a younger woman.
When Janette realized she still hadn't yoked a man with the one ring of doom, and the big 3-5 was right around the corner, she booked herself an appointment for Tommy John Surgery.
Demi Moore defies aging by working out like a champ, and still hasn't needed Tommy John Surgery
Demi Moore defies aging by working out like a champ, and still hasn't needed Tommy John Surgery
by Blabbidy July 9, 2011
Get the tommy john surgerymug. Hey Tobias the Armenian Prawn driver!
Yo.
Driven any prawns lately?
Once or twice.
Say, I like your sideburns.
Thanks.
Well, I need to go and have quadruple manpass surgery.
Sucks for you.
Yo.
Driven any prawns lately?
Once or twice.
Say, I like your sideburns.
Thanks.
Well, I need to go and have quadruple manpass surgery.
Sucks for you.
by Elysian Toaster January 14, 2009
Get the quadruple manpass surgerymug. (Posh version for Posh people)
They, being the unspecified, unseen being, performed an extremely difficult medical procedure on an unshrivelled wine vessel.
They, being the unspecified, unseen being, performed an extremely difficult medical procedure on an unshrivelled wine vessel.
Oh lawd, they did surgery on a grape.
Here we go again, with the "they did surgery on a grape" thing.
Here we go again, with the "they did surgery on a grape" thing.
by AlphaOmegaMonster November 25, 2018
Get the they did surgery on a grapemug. by Gerp October 24, 2003
Get the testicle replacement surgerymug. A surgery done illegally usually in motel rooms to remove organs to sell on the black market, or to just save money. The surgery is usually carried out by a eastern european with minimal training and leaves the patient with long term damage or complications.
by Hazardous Tampon April 7, 2015
Get the Motel Room Surgerymug. A play on words of breast reduction surgery, a term used when you set the E.Q on your ipod (or any music player) to reduced bass. Considered pussyish as bass only supplies a light pulse with the music, most people would prefer bass boost, because the stock ipod headphones sound crap despite that most people have them intend of a proper pair, like Sennheiser or Bose, or anything else. Although bass reduction surgery is acceptable if the user has a very bassy pair of head phones, like skull crushers or beats.
Tom: Ah, shit, the base is hurting my ears, im gonna set the E.Q to bass reduction.
Me: I don't see why you need bass reduction surgery your only using your shitastic stock ipod headphones that came with your ipod, they don't have any bass anyway, pussy.
Me: I don't see why you need bass reduction surgery your only using your shitastic stock ipod headphones that came with your ipod, they don't have any bass anyway, pussy.
by EPICPWNERY September 4, 2010
Get the Bass reduction surgerymug. They did a surgery on a grape
Person 1: the grape needs to go to the hospital
Person 2: Okie guys were gonna do surgery on a grape
*starts sugary*
Person 2: the surgery was a success
They did a surgery on a fucking grape
🍆🍆🍆🍆🍆🍆🍆🍆
They did a surgery on a grape
Person 2: Okie guys were gonna do surgery on a grape
*starts sugary*
Person 2: the surgery was a success
They did a surgery on a fucking grape
🍆🍆🍆🍆🍆🍆🍆🍆
They did a surgery on a grape
by Ligma my balls November 29, 2018
Get the They did a surgery on a grapemug.