Northern Monkey Pox

An illness brought on by watching Northern football teams ( especially Liverpool ) dominate English football.

Particularly affected are those following Chelsea.

“Not sure I’ll be watching the City-Liverpool match tonight especially with those t***s Carra and Neville droning on…..my last bout of Northern Monkey Pox laid me low for weeks.

by MPL1969 May 23, 2022

POX

Pox is a london way of saying hash or hashish

Who’s got pox? I’m tryna pick up pox

by Mr Dbeeee April 9, 2021

GonoherpesyphilAIDS Pox

The term that everyone has been using for a dramatically bad STD but no one knows what it means…it’s just very bad.

He is soo sick, I think he has GonoherpesyphilAIDS Pox.

by Lstmimrbles July 4, 2022

Trump Pox

Aka COVID-19

Uncle Mike caught the Trump Pox at one of the red hat rallies

by Willy McD December 9, 2020

cunt pox

fucking shit m8

The sleeping man was struck with cunt pox.

by wackycracker July 19, 2015

hrid monkey pox

A Indian kid with monkey pox that looks like a milk dud

My friend is a hrid monkey pox bro

by A crappy Alienware PC August 18, 2024

pick-in-pox

Pick-in-pox

That guy in the corner has a case of the pick-in-pox.

by prowsboys September 26, 2019