Black Magician Girl is sexy...
by BMG's admirer January 17, 2005
by sommers October 29, 2004
Dan: "I was talking to Jeff and he told me he was deciding whether or not to move in with his girlfriend."
Craig: "Well, we all know Jeff has commitment issues. But just for fun... what did he decide?"
Dan: "What do you think? He decided not to."
Craig: "Oh Dan. He's such a short-sleeved magician."
Craig: "Well, we all know Jeff has commitment issues. But just for fun... what did he decide?"
Dan: "What do you think? He decided not to."
Craig: "Oh Dan. He's such a short-sleeved magician."
by Lopez, Brook July 2, 2010
From the TV Show "Important Things with Demitri Martin" and the term is of course by Demitri Martin
When someone is so predictable you see what's comming.
Based on the rabbit in the hat trick; the rabbit actually moves down the sleeve into the hat. If the Magician has short sleeves, you see the rabbit.
When someone is so predictable you see what's comming.
Based on the rabbit in the hat trick; the rabbit actually moves down the sleeve into the hat. If the Magician has short sleeves, you see the rabbit.
Person 1: Dude, yesterday Dan fell on his face when trying to do an ollie, so he stormed off and blamed his new Nike Airs.
Person 2: Typical Dan, what a short sleeved magician.
Person 2: Typical Dan, what a short sleeved magician.
by gone laggs February 26, 2010
"So...Frank called me on my birthday, and then he asked me if he could borrow some money."
"Frank...That guy's a real short sleeved magician
"Frank...That guy's a real short sleeved magician
by abyssion8 February 26, 2010
When your girl doesnt want penile insertion you have her stand up naked and act like your going to eat her out. You get down in a froglike position, pull out your erect penis, and spring up as quickly as possible and insert your penis in the vagina. If you do it correctly the girls feet should completly leave the floor as if she was levitating. You should then say abra kadabra and show her the live webcam and show her face to the audience. To add even more magic you can insert your penis into the peehole instead of the sex hole.
by newsome stoner March 13, 2012
Fruit Pie the Magician was the mascot of Hostess Fruit Pies, appearing on the label for over 30 years. The brilliant imagineers at Hostess marketing conceived of this character: An anatomically correct fruit pie wearing a top hat and cape and wielding a magic wand.
Steve: I had a terrible dream last night.
Mike: Tell me about it.
Steve: This giant walking pastry turned me into a fruit pie! I'm pretty sure it was Fruit Pie The Magician.
Mike: Did I mention you look delicious?
Steve: I'm berry.
Mike: You're berry delicious.
Steve and Mike: Ha ha ha ha ha!
Mike: Tell me about it.
Steve: This giant walking pastry turned me into a fruit pie! I'm pretty sure it was Fruit Pie The Magician.
Mike: Did I mention you look delicious?
Steve: I'm berry.
Mike: You're berry delicious.
Steve and Mike: Ha ha ha ha ha!
by Mr Softey January 29, 2009