baker's couple

when you go out for a couple of drinks but you actually have between 3 and lots

Wife: "How many drinks did you have tonight?"
Me: "A couple"
Wife: "Really?"
Me: "Well, a baker's couple"

by Mackinator September 30, 2015

Troy Baker

He voices everyone...every single person...you can't escape him
He even voices you, the person reading this

Oh look its Troy Baker!
Well of course it is! He's everyone

by ConbroDEEtions February 18, 2021

Baker Mayfield

The brown streak in your underwear when you haven't wiped properly.

I hate doing my husbands laundry. He always leaves Baker Mayfields in his undies!

by LBKeveryday! December 20, 2015

angry baker

Before having sexual intercourse with a known skank one must first insert his member into a loaf of yeast filled bread. Moments after, one must proceed in having vaginal intercourse with known skank thus insuring a vicious yeast infection. (Assuming known skank is not currently afflicted with a yeast infection.)

After working at the bakery all day I went down to bang that skank megan. Little did she know that she was about to receive one hell of an angry baker.

by Mathius Primus December 9, 2008

hannah bakering

To commit suicide via slitting of the wrists.

Person 1: "You work tomorrow bro?"
Person 2: "Nah, I'm Hannah Bakering this shit."

by sweepyoface June 15, 2018

mr baker

Peedo in a Speedo

Mr baker steals kids

by Ching Chong wang December 16, 2019

Simon Baker

An amazing Australian actor who played in shows like The Guardian and in the movie Sex and Death 101.

"Simon Baker"

"Yup, he's second only to Alex O'Louglin"

by Simonbakerfan August 16, 2008