That fuckin guy is such a squid
by Rey G September 22, 2009
Get the Squidmug. "Alison, did you see that? That guy just pulled out in front of me. I totally had to slam on my breaks to avoid a major accident. Unbelievable, what a Squid!"
"I can't believe it. Jillian and I were supposed to get together for lunch today, and she completely blew me off! I knew she was a Squid.
"I can't believe it. Jillian and I were supposed to get together for lunch today, and she completely blew me off! I knew she was a Squid.
by Brook Powers May 8, 2006
Get the Squidmug. Tickling the anus of another in a surprise attack motion, using your fingers much like the thentacly motion of that of a squid.
by squidpants May 11, 2007
Get the squiddingmug. Made popular by Japanese Adult videos, a female is said to "squid" when she is fingered to the point where she can no longer control her body, releasing body fluids. The naming of this action of squirting of urine, cum or both is comes from a squid shooting it's ink.
by RuTang December 18, 2009
Get the Squidmug. also see Octopus, ink'd, inked.......
(definition) when you let a girl (or guy, I'm not here to judge) give you head in a hot tub, then while they are down there, you have an attack of diarrhea and poo in the hot tub. Essentially inking the hot tub like a squid or octopus does when threatened or startled.
(definition) when you let a girl (or guy, I'm not here to judge) give you head in a hot tub, then while they are down there, you have an attack of diarrhea and poo in the hot tub. Essentially inking the hot tub like a squid or octopus does when threatened or startled.
Yeah I was at the hotel with my girlfriend getting freaky in the hot tub, but then I pulled a squid, now she's leaving me for a black guy.
by McMacHack December 12, 2010
Get the Squidmug. Underage boyfriend, a general description for any pre-teenage or teenage boy, skinny and gangly, with friendly hands and arms, who is dating your teenage daughter.
Squidward is on the phone for you! Which one? I don't know,I think it is the squid who took you to the movie last week.
by Bettina December 11, 2008
Get the Squidmug. Similar to the Faux Five; When your going to high five someone and they are about to return the high five, but pull it back in a squid like motion and say "Squid". Your still left high-five-less and a bit more humiliated.
Chris; Ahh nice shot high five!
(raises hand)
Mike; Yeah dood i know?!
(raises hand then pulls back)
Mike; SQUID!
Chris; Awww laaammmee
(raises hand)
Mike; Yeah dood i know?!
(raises hand then pulls back)
Mike; SQUID!
Chris; Awww laaammmee
by BeeCade March 15, 2009
Get the Squidmug.