When you realize that you are out of toilet paper in the middle of your BM and have to place your rear end under the sink/shower faucet and wash yourself off.
by Jordo951 September 23, 2017
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by nedzors June 28, 2012
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They japanese local was pleased to hand out many bidet soufflés for the simple price of some eggs tyrone.
by @Ericfordays / @lukeHM12 September 3, 2012
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by CosmiClovers November 19, 2011
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by LieutenantDangle August 29, 2021
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by Bidet King November 8, 2022
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