Asshole Hat

(Noun) An imaginary hat worn by people who decide to be an extra big asshole on a particular day.
Example:

(Asshole Driver cuts you off)

You: "Hey thanks Babaganush, i'm glad to see you put your asshole hat on today"
by Kevin587 February 17, 2009
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Pilgrim Hat

1. When you cum on a girls forhead, and use your cock to spread it from the bottom of her cheek, up over her forhead, and down to the bottom of her other cheek.

2. When you lick someone from the bottom of the cheek, up over the forhead, and down to the bottom of the other cheeck
1. Henry gave me the biggest pilgrim hat last night, it took me forever to wash it off
2. Damn, I gave her a pilgrim hat last night. she slapped me afterwards.
by pja001 November 03, 2009
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party hats

erect and mighty pointed nipples
Hey it must be cold out because your mom has her party hats on.
by logos August 12, 2003
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hat crewer

A male member of the hat crew who treats girls with no respect, and hit it and quit it. They think that they are above everyone else, and act like a douche-bag all the time. Hat crewers make scenes everywhere they go and are always loud and obnoxious. Hat crewers can commonly be known wearing fitted hats (or being associated with people who wear fitted hats), white t's and or wife beaters, and always have fresh cuts. Hat crewers are also know for being big par-tiers, and taking Facebook photos of themselves with no shirts on.
Hat crewers are in every school
by I Got Your Back February 01, 2011
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peen hat

hey bro nice peen hat, thanks sis!
by Bob Lowblaw June 24, 2019
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fish hat

The female equivalent of a tea bag. When a girl lowers her genitals onto the forehead, or top of head, of an unsuspecting victim.
Dude #1 - "Lauren passes out by 10 o'clock at EVERY party."
Dude #2 - "It's all good, Melissa just gave her a fish hat. When she finds a diamond shaped hickey on her forehead tomorrow morning, she'll learn her lesson."
by RtotheJtotheT December 22, 2011
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Free Hat

Hat killed 27 babies, but it was self-defense, so we must free him!

The boys from South Park wanted to stop directors from making remix of their movies, and they try to have many people by giving free hat, but people doesn't understand cause they wanted to free hat, who is now free.
Man: Hat McCollough. He was sent to prison in '82, and we believe he should be released!

People: Free Hat! Free Hat! Free Hat!
by pascalbg December 27, 2007
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