ZOINKS

What people say when they realize cartoon Shaggy has skin-colored facial hair.

Me: Did you know cartoon Shaggy has a beard, it's just the color of his skin?
You: Let me see.
Me: Look at the GIF.
You: ZOINKS!

by Ubeenbamboozledson September 5, 2022

Zoink

Known as joint, the word zoink is a combination of doink and zoot

Spark a zoink

by Lewissuly April 5, 2020

Zoinks

What Shaggy says when he gets spooked.

Zoinks! It's the gay blade!

by Ubeenbamboozledson January 1, 2022

zoinks

Used as an exclamation in response to an innuendo or anything suggestive. Sometimes accompanied with an eyebrow wiggle.

Internet: Here, we don't just embrace insanity...
We feel it up, french kiss it, and buy it a drink, not necessarily in that order.
Anon: Zoinks!

by LennyZoinks December 5, 2017

zoinks

an expression of surprise

that really happened, well zoinks!

by b ccgnhmjukh,. February 7, 2019

zoinked

it means frucked up on tht good mush n alkxohol

guys im zoinked out so ahrd right now
dont mess with me while imserioulsy zoinking

you just ruined my zoink

by givok April 3, 2024

Zoink

A term meaning nut or cum.

"When you're about to zoink but your dad walks in on you..."

by theurbanvocab May 1, 2018