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A Moroccan drug dealer who molests children
You got the hook up on zack
Zack by Hdhushfjif May 10, 2018
A big boy who laughs at his own lame jokes, sucks at guitar hero, is a stuck up drama queen, immature with commitment problems and has love deprivation issues. Hates glee but like The Secret Life of an American teenager like a queer. Burps in his girlfriends face and doesn't apologize and eats like a hungry hungry hippo. His elbows are as dry and cracked as a baboon's butt. His feet resemble big foot's; repulsive and full of fungi. He's all around a two faced douche smelling jerk!
Stop being a Zack or I'll dump you!
Zack by krjbfewfb July 1, 2011
A young man with a dick shaped head. Zack also enjoys the company of men, especially black. This man also has one of the smallest dicks possible.
Girl: You micro?
Zack: No, I’m Zack
Girl: *Leave bedroom*
Zack: *Turns on his computer*
Zack by TheCatCaller911 August 26, 2018
A guy with an extremely small penis, is over weight, very unattractive,no sex appeal, and cheats.
Zack: A piece of shit.
Zack by JackTheBiotic August 28, 2014
1 Retard, Mumbler; One who mumbles and speaks softly so that no one can understand a word said. See Gay. Also see Scanner. 2 One who enjoys making a fool of himself, esp in front of many others and beautiful girls. See Chess. 3 One who thinks he is tougher than others and often makes "witty" comebacks that don't make any sense. See Queer. 4 One who often runs away, esp when upset or angry. See Childish.
Zack's Common vocabulary:
"soiewejfd lksnflskjuoiruewkfdkdjfdkjs....okay?"
"dflkjf sflkjdfoiekfd dfo;siulkfjd dfiuef!!!! Canyoubelievethat??"
"Just be happy you're still breathing."
"He said that?..Well...you tell him........... ......................... yeah....tell him....well, i dont know.....just think of something good okay?"
Zack by ilove2mumble November 7, 2008
zack k. is a term for someone who has a very small penis similar to a chode. Zack usually sits in his room crying because he is going to die alone.
oh shit its zack, run, hes not even cool.
zack by wADe254 February 25, 2011
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