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You Gotta Be Suckin My Balls

Jarrod: I just had intercourse with your mother for the fifth time this week.

Burt: You gotta be suckin my balls!!!
by Burt_308 July 16, 2008
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Carl you motherfucking piece of shit gang banging cock sucker!

tenpenny’s saying to carl johnson in big smoke’s crack lab when he shoots the generator and you have to escape.
“Carl you motherfucking piece of shit gang banging cock sucker!”
by jasoniyan May 6, 2018
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life sucks and then you die

Life sucks , then you die.But first life rapes you up the ass and slits your throat and leaves you to die.Then a gang comes along and beats the fuck out of you and takes your wallet.Then you get ran over repeatedly by a garbage truck.Then liberals tell you to be more sensitive.And then , if your lucky , you die.
Life's a bitch and she's back in heat...yup.. life sucks and then you die ...
by broken down March 6, 2007
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sucks for you

It is a term used when something bad happens to someone else.
*Me spills drink*
Me: Well damn I just spilled my drink!
Friend: Sucks for you!
by Pizza_&_Icecream May 23, 2016
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life sucks and then you die.

The cold, hard truth. That and 42.
Example I-
Person 1: "Man...why is everything so complicated and difficult?"

Person 2: "No one knows man....all we know is life sucks and then you die. That and 42."

Example II- (subtle version)
Person 1: "This is effing retarded!"

Person 2: "Don't worry, you'll die sooner or later."
by lukewarmocha October 7, 2010
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sucks to be you

Phrase used to express an indifferent sympathy.
"My car exploded when I was buying a donut!"
"Sucks to be you."
by sitesurfer June 13, 2004
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