Yo mama joke

Here's a nice one.........
Yo mama so stupid that she held a bonfire at a shell gas station.

I personally think that's pretty funny.

by The Kentucky Yankee July 27, 2005

Yo Mama

Joke Time: If I had half-a-penny for every brain cell that yo mama didn't have, I'd be richer than Bill Gates!

"FUCK YO MAMA!"......then fifty other niggas said "WE ALREADY DID!!!" DAMN!

by Suck My Dick November 30, 2004

Yo mama

A person, big, fat, skinny, short, ugly, heterosexual, transsexual, bisexual, smells, and possibly the definition of 'your mum'. May not always be a woman.

Sometimes a man.

Yo mama so ugly she makes blind children cry.
Yo mama so fat she had to be baptised at sea world.

by MyNameIsSlimShady August 2, 2014

Yobama

The result of cross breeding a Barack Obama and a Yoda

Keg- Alien
Boten- Human

Keg(Alien): "Take me to your leader"
Boten: "Yes Mr.Alien Sir"
Keg: "WHAT THE FUCK IS THAT!?"
Boten: "Master Yobama"

by LawnChairOfficial December 10, 2018

yo mama

Something that provokes jokes. YO MAMA!
Something you say if someone asks you what you wanna do. YO MAMA!

Dick: What are we doing in Science today?
Dicky: Yo Mama!
Frick: Hahahahahaha!
Fricky: Shut up.
Dick: Really, what are we doing in Science?

by Garfield135 June 1, 2007

yo mama

Not my mama.

Yo mama.

by redster March 30, 2004

yo mama

German rap lable

by VAKI5 August 17, 2003