A thrown dessert item, usually a mint-chocolate patty, hits a male in the genital area hard enough to cause the recipient of the throw to double over in pain.

We were watching a movie, and then he just yorked his friend! Right in the patties! It looked really painful...he couldn't stand up straight for five minutes.

by Docholmes31 March 24, 2013

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Yolkems is a Japanese slang word and means something like "player that calls people a baiter"

"You're such a baiter" is what's a yolkems would say

by smokeygay January 26, 2018

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the opposite of emancipated but not quite the extreme connotation of enslaved;

controlled and lacking freedoms

applicable to describe the legal and social constraints of being an unemancipated young person

I couldn't see a doctor, open a coinbase account, watch a PG 13 movie at school, or take an uber without my parents. So yoked.

by degreeless_etymologist May 19, 2018

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