wastern

Western Michigan University. Well, the druken part of it.

I go to wastern, where do you go?

by Joe February 17, 2005

Western Sierra Collegiate Academy

A charter school in California, founded in 2009, it is the stereotypical liberal school that would much rather have your money than the pleasure to indoctrinate children into university “educated” nimrods that ruins the State. Known to have the most deficient high school football team and the most level headed women’s cross country team, this school only benefits the 33% of graduates that became worse than when they went through the education system. Known for LGBTQ+ pandering and virtue signals while pocketing school dance funds and establishing a cult-like choir group

Duke: Bro... this school I go to has the worst football team
Mack: Oh, you go to Western Sierra Collegiate Academy then

by Disgruntled Student 2015-2016 November 25, 2020

kennedy western university

A diploma mill shut down by the State of Wyoming in 2009. Also known as Warren National "university"

I couldn't get into college, so I got a Kennedy Western University "degree"

by jimbob44 April 6, 2009

Time Waster

A person who contacts a company and engages in a long dialogue, full of questions and requests, with the proposed intention of buying a product or service. This dialogue can go on for days or several weeks, but the person does not purchase the product or service. A time waster is also someone who keeps saying he will pay tonight but never does.

That guy is a time waster. He's been emailing me for weeks, saying he is going to be our product but never does.

by Baldness Banished August 22, 2016

Western Civilization

Western Civilization, also known as “The West”, “Western Culture”, “Western Society”, is the Social Norms, Ethical Values (Humanism), Customs, Culture, Traditions, Political Systems, Law, Artifacts, Sciences, and Technologies that have originated and/or are associated with Europe stemming from the societal foundations of Ancient Greece, Rome, & Judea.

Western Civilization is not limited to Europe, as it also includes The Americas & Australasia. Elements of Western Philosophy can be found beyond the West.

The West originates from Ancient Greece where the arts, sciences, and societies flourished with the birth of Liberty, Freedom, & Democracy. Western Civilization continued to grow and develop throughout Ancient Rome and the Byzantine Empire, gaining strong and significant influences & philosophy from Judaea-Christianity, and later flourished again during The Age of Enlightenment— leading to rapid advancement of education, sciences, & freedoms.

During the early modern era of the 1900’s, Western Civilization was nearly destroyed by & overcame the oppressive rise of Fascism, Nazism, and Communism in WW2 .

The West enjoys the highest degree of broad Freedoms, Liberties, Human Rights, Wealth, Peace, Free Markets, Quality of Life, Healthcare, Education, Sciences, & Technologies in the world.
Today, Western Civilization & Western Philosophies thrive & develop around the world & The West itself, & many other countries as well such as India (World’s largest democracy).

The philosophies of Western Civilization, where adopted, have transformed third-world impoverished societies into thriving states; (ex: In less than 50 years, South Korea transformed from a war-torn impoverished nation into one of the most technologically advanced nations on Earth with one of the highest qualities of life while preserving and promoting Korean Culture— in contrast to North Korea, which remains an impoverished totalitarian state under Communism.)

Examples of Western Philosophy include:

The Old and New Testment

The Magna Carta

The US Bill of Rights

The US Declaration of Independence

The French Declaration of Rights of the Man and of the Citizen

Universal Declaration of Human Rights

“ We hold these Truths to be self-evident, that all Men (People obviously) are created equal, that they are endowed by their Creator with certain unalienable Rights, that among these are LIFE, LIBERTY and the pursuit of HAPPINESS.” - Jefferson

“Do to others whatever you would like them to do to you. This is the essence of all that is thought in the law and the prophets.” - Jesus Christ

“There is only one good, knowledge, and one evil, ignorance.”- Socrates

“Every man has a property in his own person. This nobody has a right to, but himself.” - John Lock
“What do I think of Western Civilization? I think it would be a very good idea.” -Mahatma Ghandi

“Learning never exhausts the mind”

“The noblest pleasure is the joy of understanding” - Leonardo da Vinci

by SkiUtah119 April 13, 2020

Western Grip

1) When stroking your raging boner, your thumb touches the base of your wang first as opposed to the normal grip where the pinky touches the base first.
2) a.k.a. the European grip

With proper manipulation the euro grip can make the sensation more intense

by Ryan "Homie G" September 5, 2004

Western Alamance High School

A poorly funded redneck North Carolina public school which has somehow managed to be considered the best in the county. The most passive aggressive school in all of North Carolina and maybe the world. The only known area of the world to have emo rednecks. Contains an oddly large population of bisexual girls and closeted homosexual men. On average, the men at this school are a 7 or 8 in terms of appearance and a 2 or 3 in terms of personality. The boys piss on the toilet seat on purpose and eat each other's small dicks in the locker room. If you fuck a boy from Western, you'll probably get chlamydia. Don't talk to anyone who wears graphic tee shirts, beanies, cowboy boots, or rectangular glasses cause you WILL GET PINKEYE.

Oh yeah, Western Alamance High School? I've heard of that. MY emo redneck friend loves it.

by McFuckingKillMyself February 23, 2017