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Worm Moment

When someone does something that they would only do if they are under parasitic control.

This includes nosepickers, people having constant ear/asshole itches, wanting to lick/touch something unclean, fetishizing polyamory, having non-vanilla sexual urges, having a creepy fixation with cats, or anything e-girls do.
John - Did you see that e-girl, Chase's sister?
Daniel - Yeah I saw her this morning! She has completely dead eyes, it was like she wasn't conscious!
John - Did you see that video she posted on her tiktok? She was licking a toilet bowl!
Daniel - That's a WORM MOMENT
by OompaLoompa Genocider October 15, 2022
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Worm-Holing

(Verb) The act of targeting an individual’s old Facebook posts with likes and/or irreverent comments with the express intention of causing minor irritation or slight amusement.

Not to be confused with Wormholing under any circumstances.
Luke enjoyed Worm-Holing Phillip whilst Phillip was off work.
by Lucas Lucas April 28, 2015
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Hairy worm

when you take your pubic hair and twist it into a wormlike shape and let it stay in that form... it will look like a hairy worm
Sal: oh my fucking god i just got the longest hairy worm ever its so fucking hairy and fucking fucking sexy as fucking fuck come look at it fucking now

Phuck: OH MY FUCKING FUCKING FUCKING FUCKING FUCKING GOD I WANT TO CHEW ON IT FUCKING NOW
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early worm

(earl-ee-werm)
Noun: To get ready fastest, only to fail miserably; One who sacrifices for the other "worm's".

Adj: A person who fails fastest, due to his earlyness.
example one:
Mom: SON!! time to wake up. The early bird catches the worm.

Son: But mom! the early worm gets eaten.
*Pause*
Mom: On second thought, take your time getting up son.

example two
man#1: Holy shit! That noob just charged into the fight.

man#2: Dont worry, he is just an early worm.
by Gunwoo Yi August 12, 2008
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Soapy Worm

Masturbating vigorously in the shower using shampoo, soap, or conditioner.
Travis was late to soccer practice because of a rigorous game of Soapy Worm.
by TheRuckus May 6, 2010
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Golden Worm

The act of a woman or man consuming a gold fish cracker off of a male's penis, then giving a blowjob.
" Hey, man you know Hannah gave Reece a golden worm?"
" Man that's nasty."
by Big Black Bama Boy June 4, 2012
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Worm on a string

An worm on an string is an worm your friend gives you. You get emotionally attached to it in 0.5 seconds then within 4 hours of owning it someone steels it. You make an sign with an picture of the worm and post it online with an reward of $5.
Owner of worm: I love my worm on a string

Person the stole it: oh no they are gong to get me
by Idk_bro November 25, 2019
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