Choose your next words very carefully

1. A passive-aggressive threat to someone.

2. To warn someone off before things get violent

3. A response to someone who offended you.

4. Commonly used as a joke online.

Taylor: "It's sad. You turn out to be just like your father. A drunk, abusive, pathetic man with no meaning to live."

Mike: "Choose your next words very carefully"

by John Anonymous Doe December 10, 2016

wordsmithery

1. (n) The noble work of an honest wordsmith, in those olden days of punning pundits and quipping quiptographers.
2. (n) The place of business of said wordsmith.

I spend all mine days at yon wordsmithery, getting mine wordsmithery done,
smithing faire words with mine wordsmithing tools,
for profit,
for fame
and for fun.

by alux August 25, 2005

big school words

big nerdy words that nerds and geeks use to maake them look smarter than other people.

"What are you doing using your big school words? Just use normal people words and I'll understand what you're talking about." - Ricky, Trailer park boys

by Mr lahey July 19, 2006

wordstation

Noun. A computer that has the single purpose of running Microsoft Office. Usually used in a business setting and often overpowered and underused.

If I have to fix one more wordstation that can't print I'm going to jab a pen in someones eye.

by Johnson ODahnger June 27, 2007

Wordy Dirty

An affirmative statement, similar to word.

Person A: Would you like to accompany me to the Darbanville's Ball?

Person B: Wordy dirty.

by lolcedricwut March 19, 2010

words to look up

idk, seek pineapple or something, or just apple, but why the hell are you asking this? does this seem like google?

Guy: i have to many free time and no insperation, lets ask the website wich describes the meaning of words what words i should look up *seeks: words to look up*

by ihavenotimeforyourshit October 17, 2017

Wordyworm

Someone who diverts attention from the core point in an argument by taking offence or paying excessive attention to the individual words used.

It's similar to the strawman fallacy.

This tactic is quite effective in that the person making the original point becomes distracted and usually ends up forgetting or relinquishing their core argument because they end up addressing the wordworm's objections.

Protagonist:, I think you need to understand why I'm feeling a little upset about (insert issue here). Can you allow me to explain?
Wordyworm: What? you're saying I'm stupid? That I don't understand?

by D Nijjar January 31, 2019