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WoolleyBear

A larger loveable creature native to the Northwest United States. Often found doing what a Woolleybear does.

Also known to have its own theme song: Woolleybear, Woolleybear, does whatever a Woolleybear does. Can he swing from a web? No he can't he's a Woolleybear.
Marty: What the F*ck was that Trent? I think you hit a mammoth or something!

Trent: Don't worry Marty, it was just a Woolleybear. It'll be fine. They're pretty badass.

Marty: Wow I can't believe I actually saw a Woolleybear.

Trent: Yeah it doesn't happen very often, Woolleybears are a lot like Bigfoot but they don't smell as bad.
by JK Living May 3, 2009
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woolly wombat

The name for a squad of John Wicks in Fortnite.
‘There’s a bunch of woolly wombats in that house’
by MrBaboonFish June 7, 2018
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Woolsey

As a maiden name, woolsey means a person who is faithful, honest, and beautiful. Although they might be bad at math, an individual with Woolsey as a maiden name will stick to you like stink on shit.
I married a Woolsey. Shes pretty as hell, but wont give me enough space to take a shit by myself!
by Samsthemanmynigga May 1, 2019
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Woolly

A sexy welsh bastard who loves to shag sheeps. He is also an all omnipotent god.
Oh look hes such woolly I just went him to fuck me
by PallideArmis January 2, 2021
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Wooley Mammoth

When your boy knits a condom, you shit in it and freeze it, then he uses it as a self made "brotisserie"
Jade took Joe's Wooley Mammoth like a pro
by Dr Flailgood November 5, 2021
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woolly jumper

It is cold outside so I’m going to wear my woolly jumper.
by ICouldBeWrong December 18, 2022
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woolly woofter

Have a go at that bloke over there, he would have to be a woolly woofter!
by anonymous June 11, 2024
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