noodie woodie

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by x.fallon_gillies.x March 03, 2021

woody woodpecker

While you are getting your balls sucked, repeatedly tap the head of your penis on her forehead.

Warning: Prolonged use of the woody woodpecker has been known to cause severe bruising to the head of the penis.

by Timfy Toes October 10, 2007

woody allen

A Jewish nerd with an erection

Jonah looked around the room as he entered his advanced calculus class. He quickly sat down at an empty seat in an attempt to hide his woody allen.

by hipsterjew April 07, 2010

weather woody

A weather woody is the state of excitement or arousal that TV weather men work themselves into when there is the possibility of a "snow event" or similar weather condition.

When the first "snow event" occurs, the local weather man seeks refuge behind the official News Center Weather Desk in an attempt to conceal his weather woody.

boner woody schwing Al Roker The Weather Channel
erection

by Bart's Mom October 17, 2009

Tiger Woody

Physical attraction to a single hot young woman by an older married man.

Dude 1: I was working late when she came by my office and now I have a total Tiger Woody for her.

Dude 2: You have a nice family, keep it buttoned up.

by P. Nathan Puthy December 05, 2009

pop a woody

To get a boner A.K.A erection when being sexually excited.

Example 1: We kissed and I saw her eyes, and I popped a woody.
Example 2: Don't get excited Daniel! You may pop a woody!

by xXiDarkness November 01, 2013

hoody for the woody

Another word for a condom.
Hoody - being the condom and
Woody - being the hard dick the hoody covers.

guy 1: "we goin out tonight?"
guy 2: "Hell yeah man! just gotta grab a hoody for the woody."

by the man with the hoody's December 04, 2008