won't charge

When something is not charging.

My iPad won't charge.

by Debskelly1985 May 10, 2023

won't you take me to funkytown

Gotta make a move to a town that's right for me
Town to keep me movin'
Keep me groovin' with some energy
Well, I talk about it, talk about it
Talk about it, talk about it
Talk about, talk about
Talk about movin'
Gotta move on
Gotta move on
Gotta move on
Won't you take me to
Funkytown?
Won't you take me to
Funkytown?
Won't you take me to
Funkytown?
Won't you take me to
Funkytown?
Won't you take me to
Funkytown?
Won't you take me to
Funkytown?
Won't you take me to
Funkytown?
Won't you take me to
Funkytown?

Gotta make a move to a town that's right for me
Town to keep me movin'
Keep me groovin' with some energy
Well, I talk about it, talk about it
Talk about it, talk about it
Talk about, talk about
Talk about movin'
Gotta move on
Gotta move on
Gotta move on
Won't you take me to Funkytown?

Won't you take me to
Funkytown?
Won't you take me to
Funkytown?
Won't you take me to
Funkytown?
Won't you take me down
To Funkytown?
Won't you take me down
To Funkytown?

by Bad C dev May 6, 2024

Ever won't

Ever won't is a backwards form of saying won't ever, but for dumb people. This is a thing now because Ruthie made a typo.

"That's alright, we just EVER WON'T say his name again, we'll only call him Volcano boy."

by everwon't.com April 29, 2019

won'tful

Stupid people that are nerds, dorks , and penis sucking retards

You are so won'tful

by Shhalb November 15, 2017

ever won't

Won't ever backwards. Used in Yoda language, is a real thing.

"That's alright, we just EVER WON'T say his name again, we'll only call him Volcano Boy"

by everwon't.com April 29, 2019

Water won't go clear

A phrase used with people that have anal sex and use enemas before their sexual activity. Once the enema or anal douche flushes out all waste the exit water "goes clear".

"Man, I want you to come over and pound this cake but the water won't go clear."

by dydock December 4, 2021

Won'tful

People who won't do anything

You are very won'tful.

by Shhalb November 15, 2017