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Wolverine

The male version of a cougar. A man that chases after women much younger than himself.
A man suffering from a mid-life crisis often turns into a wolverine.
by Aronill October 21, 2008
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Wolverine Special

the wolverine special is the act of eating a girls vagina so that you will get facial hair like marvel character wolverine
Oh god Jennifer Lopez can sit on my face all day and cum on it and give me a wolverine special.
by Dero1994 January 23, 2011
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Walmart Wolverine

A term used toward Michigan fans. This term states that you must have gone to the school you are rooting for. This is very flawed in many ways. Reason 1: that means no one under college age is allowed to cheer on any college football team. Reason 2: College is not for everyone. For instance people in the military serving overseas with no college are not allowed to root for any one in college football. Reason 3:College cost money so not everyone can afford to go to a school like Michigan.
See that guy over there, I think I’m better then him because I’m an elitist pig. He was in the military and served his country but didn’t go to the college or the university that he is rooting for. He is a Walmart Wolverine.
by purelogic April 19, 2011
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Wolverine

A term describing a particularly bitchy and bitter breed of college student, almost always associated with the University of Michigan. Despite their insistence that they don't have any worthy rivals in the Midwest and that they don't care about said imaginary rivals, these students spend an an extreme amount of time and effort professing their superiority to anyone within earshot. However, Wolverines are to be pitied because this mythical and unproven claim to glory is the only shred of hope they have to cling to for the rest of their lives, or at least until their football program goes down the shitter. Oh wait...
"Wow, that loud-mouth Wolverine sounds like a complete jackass when he talks about how great U of M is."

"If his school was really that wonderful, you wouldn't think he'd feel the need to prove it to any and everyone he meets."

"Yeah, it's pretty pathetic."
by GoBlow April 17, 2009
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Wolverine

The male version of a "cougar". An older man who browses dating apps and nightclubs in order to score with a much younger female. Wealth, status, or good looks do not affect a man's ability to be a wolverine. They can be anyone from a gym rat still living in his mom's basement to the high-level executive who enjoys getting drinks on rooftop bars. Legend has it that their ego grows 10 times in size once they finally find the perfect younger female to be with.
The new guy I'm dating is a total wolverine, but it's so worth it because he tells me how pretty I am every day.
by sdemi813 September 8, 2019
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Wolverine Weekend

Any weekend in which alcohol is consumed in large amounts on Thursday, Friday, and Saturday nights (derived from the three claws of Wolverine, the symbol for "wolverine weekend" is a tightly closed fist held at face level, back facing the adressee in the conversation, also known as a "war-fist")
What debauchery! Last weekend Roger was smashed Thursday, Friday, and Saturday night. He made it a wolverine weekend.
by Cive January 14, 2007
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Walmart Wolverine

A term used by Michigan State fans after The Wolverines win a sporting match. It is primarily used out of jealousy and desperation when Spartan fans realize that they support a second rate sports team and a third rate university. There is no greater compliment a Spartan fan could give to a Wolverine fan.
I can't believe State lost again. Remember when we beat Michigan that one time, two years ago. Lets go yell at these Walmart Wolverines.
by jabak101 March 8, 2013
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