dinkle winkle

A dinkle winkle is the most amusing slang for penis.

My boyfriend's dinkle winkle isn't the largest around, but I love him regardless.

Dude, how many times do I gotta tell you not to play with your dinkle winkle in the middle of class. That's just weird.

The man called 911 because he got his dinkle winkle jammed in a bottle.

He stuck his dinkle winkle in her cockpit.

That man loves the dinkle winkle.

by FagFucker April 10, 2008

spit the winkle

a past time (usually played in sober living houses) that involves inserting a 2 liter bottle full of warm water into your ass and then exerting pressure to eject the water as far as possible.

When he spit the winkle a chunk of poo hit the dog in the head. Then the dog ate it

by Jonnie Sack April 23, 2006

wankel

A Rotary engine of extreme perfection which has been tested to speeds in excess of 18000 rpm
the main component is a triangular driver, with three hardened rounded tips which rotate against a stater type outer cylinder.
Masda have the monopoly on them and use them on the RX range.
Earlier engines suffered from burnt out tips.

My new Mazda RX8 will eat your Porsche for breakfast then spit it back out because it will have discovered that it had just eaten a jumped up VW beetle that Hitler commissioned...eeeegh!
oooh i love my wankel.

by murphycat18 September 26, 2008

Winkle

A small limp penis. Comparable to a toddlers.

Not a term for urination or female genitalia.

Richard: Here, have you ever seen a cock like this?
Madelaine: Dearest that is not a cock, it's a winkle and I've seen bigger at the play group.

by Diana Wellings April 28, 2011

wankelcunt

A person who is impelled to cuntedness, someone who goes out of their way to be a cunt in everyday life and adds that little bit extra.

a wankelcunt is Any boss in a public organisation.

by blackberrybabey January 23, 2011

whiney winkle

A basement-dwelling adult still dependent upon their parent(s) who spends their day playing video games and protesting against things they do not understand and do not WANT to understand. AKA "snowflakes."

Less than a dozen whiney winkles protested outside the Trump rally attended by 15,000 people with another 4,000 left outside because they were unable to get tickets.

by PanamaDon September 2, 2017

Tiddly Winkler

When you take your middle finger and jam it up a lion's ass and scream ROAR MUDDA FUCKA.

"I gave that piece of shit the Tiddly Winkler."
"Oh god."

by BoomBoomBoomIWantUInMyRoom November 29, 2017