Wieman

A moderator on the Pure Pwnage Forums who has over 11,000 post, which has gained him fame for his unofficial nickname "Teh_Spammer". Also he has the highest post count out of all the members. He joined 26-March 05. His name is also popularized in many consumer products, such as drinks, and shampoo. He is one of the most sympathetic Mods or he never does his job, since he has locked about 5 topics in his career. He is currently living in the Netherlands, and participated a short role in episode 11 of PP.

Wieman is like Borat he will crush you

by PiggysPizza November 10, 2008

Wingman

The person who gets you with the man/ woman of your dreams! The best wingmen tend to be tall dark haired and sexy! They distract the fat pig friend and they really are essential to have. Everyone needs a wingman in there life

Hey Becky who’s your wingman? Oh Lewis Is mine he’s the best he got me with a certain mr mehta !!!

by Mr Mehta January 2, 2021

anti-wingman

The Anti-wingman is much like an anti-aircraft gun. Their role is to remove the competition by taking out their wingman.

This requires a very different set of skills to a normal wingman, primarily the ability to spit fire like nobodies business without any blow back.

"Oh, damn. She's already into that guy and his wingman makes him seem like hercules. Anti-wingman, to action"
"No problem, I got this bro" *proceeds to rip out competing person's wingman's jugular"

by DrBigLove June 10, 2016

wiegand

A sexually transmitted disease, characterized by frequent nesting and small calves.

Dude! I hooked up with Elaine last night, and I think I got the Wiegands

by rhkicker3 February 7, 2009

Mobile Wingman

A wingman that is not available at the moment, but can give advice over text messaging and ask or repeat what he has already told you the night before.

Dude I needed a mobile wingman last night so I txt Rob at the funeral

by The mobile wingman September 10, 2009

Wingman

When a friend plays the destraction. (I.E.~you and your bud are at a bar, you spot a hott girl that you want to know. Your friend goes to the other one and destracts her, while you go in for the kill.)

Dave, my wingman, helped me talk to that hott chick over there.

by Sal March 20, 2004

Wingman Item

A wingman item is typically something you can carry around no matter how large or small that stands out and is generally intriguing. The wingman item is used to start conversations with females if you have no way of directly approaching and talking to her/them. You need to be within a short walking distance for the girl you are trying to talk to, however, unlike a wingman, you are trying to get the girl to approach you; unless you are skilled enough to approach the girl with your item in some clever manner. This 'conversation' starter can lead to one or two results depending on how well you can sustain a conversation.

1) The conversation will avalanche down and you will be able to exchange numbers or at least some information.
2) The conversation will stop after you have talked a little about your wingman item, and she may say she needs to leave due to the stale conversation.

Don't forget your wingman item is only a conversation starter, and you should attempt to change the subject with general questions to keep the conversation flowing.

-Wingman item = Chihuahua

Female "Oh my gosh he is so cute!"
You "Yea, I've had him for a little while now."
Female "Where'd you get him?"
etc.

Guitars, pictures, or anything a little out of the ordinary tend to be good wingman items as well.

by Oshu September 6, 2010