will kill me

Used to describe a situation where you really need to comply to a specific action or else you will face heavy consequences from your supervisor.

John: I thought we are going to play video games?

Jim: I NEED TO DO MY CHORES FIRST OR MY MUM WILL KILL ME AND SELL MY CORPSE ON THE BLACK MARKET!!!

by Hectare Acres July 15, 2023

kill me

When you do something embarassing or you don't give a fuck about your life.

Farts while sitting next to crush.

Me: Oh Lord, please kill me!

by DestroyD May 25, 2019

kill me

kill me its a sentence to say when you are bored or when you want to laught or for kill yourself or you want to insult a guy

😂 kill me kid lol.
Im bored of this life kill me.
Oh lol its very funny kill me.
U so annoying so i want to kill me.

by zV orbx me Vz December 10, 2019

kill me

when someone tries to explain something so stupid, it makes them want to kill themselves because of how dumb it is.

Yo dude remember The Ferdinand Tank Destroyer? Yea you can kill me because it gave me depression

by 6969fuckyou6969lololol July 29, 2023

Kill Me!

i want to die i have been traped in the urban dictionary for years im lonly please help.

Kill Me! PLEASE

by ohshitheshere November 6, 2020

Your face is killing me

A phrase spoken by a famous Dutch serial murderer Maria Swanenburg before stalking her victims and poisoning them with arsenic while they slept. Most of her victims were immigrants from Asian countries.

Me: 'I heard someone whisper your face is killing me when I was taking a video'
Friend: 'OMG dude, you're gonna die tonight!'

by cmonjustgimmeahandlename February 7, 2021

Pls kill me

This is what you say to somebody when you're in a bad situation.

Also used when you are fucked up.

-Hey boi, Have you studied for the exam?
+What exam?
-Tomorrow's exam.
+*Pls kill me*.

by SufferingBoi666 May 3, 2018