That's some white people shit.
by v4rkr December 15, 2020
(n) - European settlers who traveled across the Atlantic Ocean and settled in the United States and Canada. If you ask a 'white person' their origin they say "America,"an identity they created and impose on the world across all channels. White people hail from Great Britain/UK, Germany, France, Scandinavia, and Italy and for the past 500 years they have become one body of people. Their culture is one excess meat, alcohol, wheat, cow products, and potato consumption, one- off European street festivals, and of mild amnesia. They claim they discovered a land that was devoid of civilized human settlement. A key quality of white people is their ability to continuously repress or actively forget that their ancestors committed genocide on the lives of 10 million+ Native American women, children, and men in one to two decades. They did this based on the belief that by leaving Europe, where they had been medieval serfs for centuries or aristocratic incestuous/pure bloods who hit an economic ceiling, this 'new land' was a fresh start. They suffer from extreme digestive issues and anxiety, are incapable of living a simple life void of violence, and deal with egocentric superiority complexes (see 'Neanderthal origins'.) White ppl suffer from severe Vitamin D deficiency, hate the sun and cooking spices because it turns them into a chill, sane, naturally intelligent being.
'Hey where you are you from?'
I'm white. White people like me don't know where we come from. We all say we're AMERICAN, YEA BABY ROCK AND ROLL, like we sprouted from the North American soil. I'm actually born from the lavender plant. But where did your brown ass migrate from? You're clearly not American given the degree of melanin in your skin.
'Dude you're taking European and US History AP exams this year?'
Yea, it's easy it's just white people taking out their guns, germs, and steels to obliterate anyone who points out how dense they are. For the past 2,000 years. OMG they are so obsessed with war.
I'm white. White people like me don't know where we come from. We all say we're AMERICAN, YEA BABY ROCK AND ROLL, like we sprouted from the North American soil. I'm actually born from the lavender plant. But where did your brown ass migrate from? You're clearly not American given the degree of melanin in your skin.
'Dude you're taking European and US History AP exams this year?'
Yea, it's easy it's just white people taking out their guns, germs, and steels to obliterate anyone who points out how dense they are. For the past 2,000 years. OMG they are so obsessed with war.
by @jigglypuffsweetrice November 18, 2021
Containing miminal amounts of spice that only white people who rarely or never eat spicy food notice, and possibly complain about.
"Oh wow, this pasta contains a hint of pepper. I can't take all this spice! Where's the water?"
"Dude, that's only white people spicy. I don't recommend eating Indian food."
"Dude, that's only white people spicy. I don't recommend eating Indian food."
by krusty007 August 9, 2012
by WilliamClinton6969 April 5, 2015
A patronizing bastardization of words used by black SJW's to blame the white man for all their problems.
Black SJW: Dear white people, stop existing you evil colonizing neo nazis. Go take a shower!
White person: Dear black people, stop being racist and saying "black people can't be racist" to justify your own bigotry.
White person: Dear black people, stop being racist and saying "black people can't be racist" to justify your own bigotry.
by Rotten Turkey September 19, 2021
by ashton irwin's babe February 22, 2015
Educated good looking people with a high credit score, born with alot of money and don't give a fuck about those who are struggling.
by True dat 2 November 9, 2021