wet weekend

miserable bastard; sulky, self-pitying, whiney person.

You can continue to be a wet weekend your whole life, but eventually we're all going to get sick of you.

by Sappho August 14, 2006

weekend

The cause of the creation of 75% of this population.

It's the weekend, and I'm writing definitions on Urban Dictionary because I have nothing better to do.

by Iamawesomedog May 19, 2018

lads weekend

The holy grail of a shared house when all the girls are away leaving the lads. Generally involves lots of beer consumption, football watching and rowdyness. Typical songs listened to during lads weekend include "three lions on the shirt" and "vindaloo".

"Yes its lads weekend again"
"Lads weekend lets go mental and trash the gaff, grapes and bread anybody?"
"lets go get some chubby hos, I love lads weekend"

by mandyisblack.beafraid December 9, 2008

tuck tail weekend

Running away from your problems generally associated with way too much drinking and spending too much money at the bars by traveling to a family member's house the following weekend. To avoid harassment from close friends due to embarrassing performances at the bar.

"Is he around this weekend?" Nah, it's a tuck tail weekend. He was a mess at the bar on Friday and Saturday and spent like $600 at the bar.

by The Widge May 27, 2008

weekend dad

As popularized by Milhouse on The Simpsons, a phrase referring to the father of a child who's parents are divorced and split custody of the child.

In such situations, what can happen is the mother has custody of the child during the week, while the father gets to spend one or both days of the weekend with him or her.

Phrase is especially true if the mother is remarried or has a boyfriend, hence the child's father figure during the week. This makes the biological father the weekend dad.

Kid- "Where are we going this Saturday weekend Dad?"
Father- "Stop calling me that! We're going to the water park."
Kid- "Thanks, weekend dad!"

by ACG2x October 20, 2004

Weekend Bulimia

A person in thier twenties who typically takes good care of their body through consistent excercise. healthy food Intake and not abusing alcohal. However, once the weekend hits, she/he binges on several types of drinks (wine then martini then beer then red bull/vodka then the many shots that are insisted upon taking by the many) and inevitably ends up puking in the bar bathroom stalls.

Weekend Bulimia. Cause it only happens on the weekends. It's not as serious

by Joeyelly June 16, 2010

Weekend Whip

Lego ninjago theme song. in other words the best fucking song every.

JUST JUMP UP kICK BACK WHIP AROUND AND SPIN
AND THEN WELL JUMP BACK DO IT AGAIN
NINJA-GO!
NINJA-GO!
COME ON
COME ON
WERE GONNA DO IT AGAIN

Chad 1: Weekend Whip is the best fucking song ever
Chad 2: I know right!

by ninjago fan November 11, 2021