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washington island

an isolated island in door county, wisconsin populated mostly by alcoholic conservative rednecks who act like they are well informed but would probably shoot you if you went on their property. this place is swamped with retarded tourists in the summer, mostly from illinois and india who don't know exactly where the fuck they are. probably the most bars per capita in the united states. one cool place is nelsen's hall, home of the bitters club.
what's the bitters?

what do you do in the winter?

where's the anchor for washington island?

are we in canada? what kind of money do you use here?

do you have cars and electricity?

which beach is closest to the water?

where do you buy your underwear?

can you swim under washington island?
washington island by Greenpants December 17, 2008

Washington Monument 

Little do citizens know, this statue regarded as a monument honoring Geroge Washington is a last resort escape pod for the president of the USA during an alien invasion.

During the year 2069, a race only known as the followers of Gorgallah will cast judgement day upon earths wet fragile surface.

Overwhelmed by fear of extermination, the president, the vice president, and a select handfew of people will be escorted to this space shuttle and escape without harm.
Secret Services: Mr. President, the followers are landing on the Eastern Coast.

President: Quickly, Get to the Washington Monument!

Washington Monument 

Noun.

A sexual maneuver in which a man engages in sexual intercourse with a woman from behind (i.e, doggie style). Then, upon climax, the man pulls out and ejaculates in that sexy little dimple in the woman's back (forming the Reflecting Pool) and immediately claps his hands above his head (forming a point) and holds this position until slapped.

Note: This move is enhanced if the man holds a blinking red light in his hands and/or whistles "Hail to the Chief" during the formation of the monument.
Dude, I was fucking this hottie last night and gave her the ol' Washington Monument. I felt so patriotic.

Guy at a bar goes up to a cute girl and asks, "Have you ever visited the Washington Monument?" The girl replies, "No, why?" The guy answers, "Would you like to?" The guy then takes the girl back to his place and proceeds to perform the above mentioned act.
Washington Monument by JD, esq. March 11, 2008

washington heights 

Where the haze is at...
Yo son, let's go to washington heights and cop a dub.
washington heights by Anonymous October 26, 2003

Washington Apples 

A reference to the testicles of Washington boys.
Girl: I wouldn't mind sucking on his Washington Apples.

Washington Mutuals 

Ouch! She kicked me right in my Washington Mutuals.

Washington whirlpool 

the act of grinding up food and drinks and feeding it to your girlfriend. After she throws it up in a condom you freeze it and use it as a dildo to fuck her with.
"Payton gave me a Washington whirlpool last night... secretly I sorta liked it"