pickle-washer

1)Someone who takes along time to lick a penis to make it hard, before it either ejaculates, or is used for sex. 2) Someone who cleans up the penis after sex with their tongue.

He makes a very good pickle-washer so his buddy can screw his wife. He is also a good pickle-washer after sex is done too!!!!

by Torinoluvr May 12, 2008

Weinie Washer

A cougar that has sex in the same frequency that a car wash washes cars!

Dick, I was at your moms house and she let me take a ride in the weinie washer!

by Larry Olympic, Dick Beninya March 17, 2008

fanny washer

Washer of vaginas.

Shut up, your a fanny washer

by ass hatter January 3, 2015

backseat washer upper

When someone is standing behind you as you are washing up, pointing out all the dirty marks you have left on the pot's!!

Mary: You've left a bit of potato in that pan

Jacky: Oh god Mary, you're such a backseat washer upper. Do the bugga yourself!!

by Jacky Mitchell March 21, 2008

bowl washer

when a girl licks your balls

dude she just washed my bowls
nice bro is she a good bowl washer?
yea dude

by ilovebowlwashers February 18, 2009

Washer

A beer liked for taking big drinks to quench thirst and wash down the throat.

Let's head to the bar for a few washers.

by Yooper906 May 3, 2018

Tenessee Dish Washer

When a man plays twister with a cow naked and farts until the cow cums a boat of shit.

I was having a nice chat with chadley when he said he gave a cow a tenessee dish washer while drinking the 1742 jackson pollock cock.

by zachs left sack January 5, 2009