Bone to Wedding Cake

The rating of one's ass by rating it on a scale from as flat as a BONE, to as big and delicious as a WEDDING CAKE.

"Damn Riley, what would you rate Sabryn's ass from Bone to Wedding Cake?"

"Definitely a birthday cake"

by Riley Smirga (Nedz) December 4, 2016

wet fart in a wedding gown

Anything that is vehemently unwanted or unwelcome. Something to be avoided at all cost.

At an AA meeting, an open bar is as welcome as a wet fart in a wedding gown.

by Pipistrello December 26, 2005

shotgun wedding

Where the parents of one or both people of a couple force them to marry due to pregnancy of the female part of the couple.

I was forced to have a shotgun wedding with your mom

by David Li April 23, 2005

Wedding Hot

Referring to the phenomenon that occurs at weddings when all women present become more attractive, receive a boost in their numerical rating, and increase their potential of getting laid. This is usually due to a number of factors not the least of which are alcohol or the fact that one is generally confined to a somewhat small space over a lengthy period of time thus reducing the number of possible mates.

Similar to work hot.

noah- "That chick from the wedding was hot."
josh (looking at the picture of her)- "She's not that hot dude."
adam (overhearing the coversation) - "That my friends is what I mean by 'wedding hot.' She was a 7 and that night she was a 9."

by Adam Wolfson August 26, 2007

Wedding Train

To engage in reckless behavior along the lines of beating women and throwing puppies into fires. Typically perpetrated by "GG Allin-disciple" scumfuck types. Generally caused by consumption of large quantities of inexpensive whiskey.

bitch, if you don't pass me that bottle right now i'm gonna bust a wedding train on your ass.

by vagin@lmutilation May 24, 2009

San Francisco Wedding

A two-pair poker hand in which two queens or two kings are present. San Francisco is often generalized as having many homosexual individuals and being on the forefront of gay marriage; thus, having two queens, or "women", or two kings, or "men", creates a gay "wedding/marriage" and a San Francisco Wedding.

Joe, Sarah, Bob, and Anna are playing poker.

Joe: "I'll see your $20 and raise you $50"
Sarah: "I call. I've got a San Francisco Wedding."
Bob: "What's a San Francisco Wedding?"
Anna: "A two-pair with queens or kings, Bob. I've got a full house, though. PWN!"

by dghul July 11, 2009

Wedding Purgatory

A state of being somewhere being wedding heaven and wedding hell. This usually occurs when plans are not going quite as smoothly as the bride-to-be had hoped, but have not yet reached the point to where she must turn into Bridezilla to get things done.

Jessica: “Congratulations Cindy! Enjoy this time! Aren’t you so excited about your wedding?!”

Future Bridezilla: “Eh – this isn’t as much fun as I thought it would be. Really, I’ve been stuck in Wedding Purgatory for a while now.”

by Muffy Culbreath March 19, 2009