Vladimir

The term to name anybody who has fornicated with a mammal other than a human.

Originates from the Russian word "vlad" meaning "to fuck", and "mir", meaning "animal".

Oh man, i am such a badass! I just vladimired that horse over there!

I was so blazed i vladimired the horse, and my friend got it all on camera.

by skilletbiscuit22 May 21, 2009

vladimir putin

i hate this man, hes the worst fcking idiot on this planet, he probably has a mental disorder, i want to sho0t myself every time i see him, fvck putin, u look like an albino bat u slvt ahs wh0re man baby, stop attacking ukraine u ugly b1tch slvt.

person a: wtaf that whore is on tv again
person b: ikr what a fucking douche, i hate vladimir putin

by koryoryoryory February 28, 2022

Weezy F Vladimir

Are Ukrainian People from Colorado Who have very large Penises and Lots of swag

Look I see Weezy F Vladimir, I want his Autograph

by Weezy-F-Swagimir March 28, 2012

Vladimir Putin

"president"(Tsar) of Russia Federation(Russia Empire)
Ex-KGB
Boss of Donald "orangeman" Ivanovich Trump, 45th "president" of the USA(Actually the lead source for Russian intelligent service in USA)
Poisoned Alexei Navalny buy putting nerve agents in his underwear(sike)

"President of Russia, Vladimir Putin"

by Mike Rhodeicks, Chicago, IL February 9, 2021

Vladimir Putin

My loyalty to Vladimir Putin shall not end until my death, I shall live and die in his honor. He is the sword in the darkness. The shield that guards the realms of men. I pledge my life and honor to Vladimir Putin, for this day and all the days to come.

Person 1: Vladimir Putin is our lord and savior.
Person 2: YES

by VladimirPutin's Right-hand-man February 22, 2021

Vladimir Putin

Vladimir Vladimirovich Putin is the current President of Russia. He is a former KGB agent and he is super strong and dangerous. He is currently invading Ukraine.

Emily: Stop invading Ukraine, Vladimir Putin! -makes edit about Save Ukraine-

Putin: Думаешь, я боюсь дегенеративной маленькой девочки? Теперь я буду вторгаться в Украину еще сильнее!

(You might want to translate to English unless you speak Russian)

by Queen Of Urban Dictionary May 26, 2022

Vladimir Putin

an expression of when you take a phat shit

Man: What did you do
Other Man: I just became Vladimir Putin and nuked the toilet

by Gawkingisgood May 28, 2022