royal visit

A visit by the tongue to a lady's private region. The full works; the royal treatment.

I gave my girlfriend a royal visit. She was grateful for days.

by Captain Bird's Eye's Lovechild October 27, 2010

a visit from Nancy

A pregNancy scare or a real pregNancy

I hope last night's escapades don't result in a visit from Nancy!

by rickt597 August 11, 2012

persistent visitation

Because "stalking" is such a harsh word...

1:I may have to get a restraining order..
2:Why?
1: Because he won't quit witb his persistent visitation while i am at work.

by RaininOnUrParade December 29, 2017

Vista Lay

Nickname for Vista Way, an apartment complex for Disney interns. Named so because it's one big orgy...apparently second only to the Playboy mansion.

Don't go in the Vista Lay hot tob, you might come out pregnant.

by Sylvia Rosenberg June 4, 2005

vista

Viruses
Infections
Spyware
Trojans and
Adware

Notice the word VISTA going down the left side

See BSOD for an example of Vista.

by MichaelR September 9, 2008

Vistard

A person who has "upgraded" to Windows Vista just because the upgrade is available. Upgrading to Vista, arguably a worse operating system than XP, is actually downgrading, and therefore, "upgrading" makes you stupid, or retarded.

John always needed the latest software, and when he upgraded windows, he became a Vistard.

by Shishire April 21, 2007

Vista

Microsoft's suicide attempt, after years of grueling research Microsoft's top engineers determined that combining extremely expensive OS prices, too many damn versions with all except ultimate being crippled in some way, shitty compatibility, an OS with a "pretty GUI" resulting in a resource black hole which in turn cost people more money to upgrade only to discover that despite upgrading to the largest amount of memory and most expensive Processor, that due to it's being modeled on black hole physics their computers are no faster than before, they also made sure to make it difficult to use and find things, included a user agony and cruelty infliction system(commonly known as UAC), and decided that to truly piss off admins that even when running as administrator you aren't truly administrator.

Microsoft Engineer1: The tests results from the beta testers for vista are in: anger, frustration, and incidences of user on computer violence are up 300%.
Microsoft Engineer2: wow that's better than predicted.
Microsoft Engineer1: Yeah, and even better 50% of the test subjects committed suicide after a month of using it, another 19% went insane within one month, and another 30% switched to another OS or stopped using computers completely after a month.
Microsoft Engineer2: What about the remaining 1%?
Microsoft Engineer1: That is made up entirely of masochists.
Microsoft Engineer2: Ok then we are good for release, if this doesn't kill us nothing will.
Microsoft Engineers1: With our expertise there is no way this can fail.....unless of course the majority of the population suddenly starts getting off on self inflicted pain.

by Former Microsoft Fanboy October 9, 2008