Vistard 

A person who has "upgraded" to Windows Vista just because the upgrade is available. Upgrading to Vista, arguably a worse operating system than XP, is actually downgrading, and therefore, "upgrading" makes you stupid, or retarded.

John always needed the latest software, and when he upgraded windows, he became a Vistard.

Vistard by Shishire April 21, 2007

ViSTAiDS 

The result of installing the Windows Vista "Operating System" onto a partition. Once you realize how horrible Vista is, you will want to uninstall it and switch back to XP or a UNIX distro. But you will not be able to do this, as your hard drive will have Vistaids. You will have to download Vistaids cure tools to remove the aids.

"OMFG I can't install Windows XP because my hard drive has Vistaids!

ViSTAiDS by LONGPOKE May 27, 2008

Vistaril

The shit that puts weed to shame.

Take a few tabs of vistaril m80.

Vistaril by AdderallAllDayEveryday July 8, 2016

vitard 

An intellectual investor that specializes in commodity investing and originates from reddit. Led by the Don, vitards ride or die on the steel train, hoping to retire off 1000% gains. Officials known as mods, who oversee vitards, are generally humorless cucks, with the exception of a few truly amazing human beings.

Oh em gee, did you hear about that Vitard who got a 69 bagger on CLF Fds?!

vitard by Nitanta June 21, 2021

victarded 

One who acts very stupid, immature, and/or french. Often attributed to people who's family came from France and are a little slow to pick up on all things American.

"Hey guys have you heard that song Boom Boom Pow? its really cool, i heard it when i was in france."

"wow dont be victarded, that song came out like 5 years ago and only 13 year old girls like it."

victarded by steezbomb April 6, 2010

Victard 

An Individual who resides in the socialist State of Victoria, Australia suffering acute Stockholm syndrome from 2020/21. They voted again for the people who locked them and their children in their homes for the most amount of time in the entire world and these crayon eaters all ended up catching Covid anyway. 🤷 ♂️ They think that because they had gone through the trauma in 2021 that they possibly couldn't be put through it again by the same person who organised the biosecurity so voted for him again in 2022. Unfortunately, once someone has tasted power they will use it again.

Hey look at this Victard! Still wearing a mask and up to his 5th jab . He got 2nd bout of Covid anyway just like the rest of the world . He thinks that enduring being locked down longer than the rest of the world combined and repeatedly jabbed saved his life despite everyone carrying on normally for his age group. What a complete crayon eating helmet wearing glue sniffing window licking VICTARD.

Victard by Itsabigbigworldwakeup December 2, 2022

vastard 

A horribly bad person.

Guy1: Man ever since I crapped my butt itches.
Guy2: I put itching powder on the toilet seat, man! Hahahaha
Guy1: You VASTARD!

vastard by E^J April 1, 2010