velch

The mixture of lubricant, semen and feces that accumulates on the penis after anal activity.

Joe: Dude, Tammy let me stick it in her ass last night!

Josh: Really? That's awesome!

Joe: Well, sort of, she had hot wings for lunch, so the velch burned my dick for hours afterward

by chalupafish September 3, 2013

vercz

someone to slap, blame or just pick on in general.

exile slaps Vercz with a soggy mullet

by exile July 31, 2004

VercigenariX

1) Purely l33t.
2) One without faults.
3) pwnage!
4) All your base are belong to him.
5) A fucking asshole.

1)I just got ganked by VercigenariX.
2)Damnit Vercie, stay away from my mother!

by VercigenariX March 29, 2005

Varchie

Can be summarized in three words
A shit ship

Varchie will be the end of me

by Lenakomtrikru July 11, 2020

Horse Velcher

johnathan lovejoy

"man, johns a horse velcher"
"d00d i no"
"stfu gayfagho0mofag"

by p0ptarts November 23, 2003

Vercabulatious

adj; verbose, using or relating to words of elaborate meaning or obtaining many letters.

Chase: Really, the whole thing is just an elaboration on the theory that we are pertaining to a divine cosmic entity.
Jordan: Why you bein' so vercabulatious?

by Chase Watkins October 7, 2007

velching

Eating your own jizz from your partner's pussy. From vagina felching.

I creampied in my girlfriend and spent the next half hour velching my semen.

by VelcherKing June 15, 2018