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sneeze sperm velocity

The unknown factor of how fast it would go if a girl sneezed while some one blew there load down there throat.
We need to submit our theory of sneeze sperm velocity to NASA.
by Raziel April 21, 2003
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velocity_overflow

A drugged up crack baby, with no life/friends, who should do the world a favour and die
by your mom March 27, 2003
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Velocyte

A very Popular Femboy and Instagram user @Velocyte; A Velocyte usually has long hair and a Femboy charm even though he is not very feminine, he gets abused constantly for being a femboy
Guy 1: God dude do you see that guy he's such a Velocyte
Guy 2: I know so cute don't you just wanna plow him down
by Nibbo24 April 9, 2020
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Escape Velocity

Escape Velocity in science is a theory about gravity and picking up enough speed to escape the Earth's atmosphere.

In philosophy it's that moment in your life when enough things are going right that you can finally break free from your chains.
"Today, I let go of all my past pain-- I've finally reached Escape Velocity."
by London Poison April 14, 2010
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velocidactyl

A velociraptor-pterodactyl hybrid. Animal has the ability to run extremely fast, strike fiercely, and take flight. It's shriek can be heard for a circumference up to sixty square miles. Extremely intelligent and dangerous. Approach with caution.
"While traveling across Eastern Oregon my car broke down. I was lucky to have found a very rare velocidactyl to hitch a ride on to Portland."
by ergyu February 14, 2009
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velocicraptor

The velocicraptor is attacking my asshole
by jamie sommers October 18, 2005
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velocitate

A verb meaning to become "speed blind". After travelling at what initially feels like high speed for a while (typically in a car), your brain become accustomed to how fast everything rushes past, so that it no longer looks fast. This leads you to subconciously underestimate your speed. When you slow down to "normal" speed, it feels like you're barely moving.
I was in a rush to get home last night, and I velocitated so bad I almost crashed on the exit ramp.
by GCNewsom May 25, 2006
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