vacation dick

dick that is '"a nice place to visit, but you wouldn't want to live there".

Susan: "You actually fucked your boss?"
Tina: Yes but he has vacation dick.

by IWOKEUPUGLY June 16, 2016

vacation dick

A massive penis that can only be handled occasionally.

Jack has a vacation dick

by Jackthesav June 2, 2016

vacation dick

A very large dick that females desire once every few months on the side apart from their usual "boyfriend dick".

His dick is so big that he's just vacation dick!

by AnnaLeeSue June 17, 2016

vacation dick

A dick so fucking large that you can only recieve it for about a week before your vaginal walls are completely eroded, and you are no longer capable of bearing children.

Doctor: "I'm sorry ma'am, but you are physically unable to have children"

Woman: (crying ) "I knew I should have never let that black guy talk me into taking his vacation dick"

by nosaM naitsirhC June 10, 2016

vacation dick

1. A hit and run dick.
2. One night stand.
3. A go to dick when there's no other resources left.

"Girl, I'm running out of options here. I'm going to have to resort to my vacation dick."

"He is acting weird now. I think this ended up just being a vacation dick."

by MayraDiver June 16, 2016

vacation dick

Very large dick that girls love on vacation

"He gave me that vacation dick in Hawaii "

by Lucas Scott Cutting June 2, 2016

vacation dick

A dick sized as such that it can only be taken a few times as a "treat" before it hurts or causes damage

"That guy last night had a massive vacation dick, I what an experience"

by Dentedparadox June 16, 2016