Vladimir Putin

"president"(Tsar) of Russia Federation(Russia Empire)
Ex-KGB
Boss of Donald "orangeman" Ivanovich Trump, 45th "president" of the USA(Actually the lead source for Russian intelligent service in USA)
Poisoned Alexei Navalny buy putting nerve agents in his underwear(sike)

"President of Russia, Vladimir Putin"

by Mike Rhodeicks, Chicago, IL February 9, 2021

Vladimir Putin

My loyalty to Vladimir Putin shall not end until my death, I shall live and die in his honor. He is the sword in the darkness. The shield that guards the realms of men. I pledge my life and honor to Vladimir Putin, for this day and all the days to come.

Person 1: Vladimir Putin is our lord and savior.
Person 2: YES

by VladimirPutin's Right-hand-man February 22, 2021

Vladimir Putin

Vladimir Vladimirovich Putin is the current President of Russia. He is a former KGB agent and he is super strong and dangerous. He is currently invading Ukraine.

Emily: Stop invading Ukraine, Vladimir Putin! -makes edit about Save Ukraine-

Putin: Думаешь, я боюсь дегенеративной маленькой девочки? Теперь я буду вторгаться в Украину еще сильнее!

(You might want to translate to English unless you speak Russian)

by Queen Of Urban Dictionary May 26, 2022

Vladimir Putin

an expression of when you take a phat shit

Man: What did you do
Other Man: I just became Vladimir Putin and nuked the toilet

by Gawkingisgood May 28, 2022

Vladimir Putin

God-Emperor Putin to the likes of you.

Peter Drury: Now here's Vladimir Putin, the God-Emperor himself. He shoots... and he scores! How did he score from outside the stadium?
Gary Neville: There's never been a better player, even though he's never played football and is usually far too busy leading our civilisation towards an uncertain fate.

by Max Biggins October 9, 2020

Vladimir Putin

A former President of the United States who was kicked out of the office for sexual terms with members of the white house. Vladimir was also the 1st-25th President of the United States. He was also the first human to exist along with Donald J Trump and Kim Jong Un. Now they all live together as one big happy gay family.

Person 1: Hey look, Vladimir Putin is dancing to Rasputin
Vladimir: Come dance with me
Person 1: That´s gay
Vladimir: No it isn´t

by ReaperFL November 9, 2018

VLADIMIR SMIRNOFF

THE BEST CSGO PLAYER

Hey Vladiir!
SHUT UP SHIT CYKA BLYAT YOU ARE TALKING WITH VLADIMIR SMIRNOFF

by Vladimir120 February 4, 2017