Russian Viagra

Putting a metal nail inside own penis and attaching a magnet to own forehead.

*two friends talking in a bar*
- Wanted to have sex with my girl last night but couldn't get a boner so I used Russian Viagra
- Damn bro, I bet she got nailed so hard then

by DrakoTheMuthaFucka March 24, 2018

Viagra Antagonist

Someone you just don't wanna date, because your shlong just instantly goes down.

An viagra antagonist is also an agent that blocks your way to a massive dong.
This is typically a person, but works with whomever you're normally into.

He is so unattractive, totally a viagra antagonist

Damn you saw that girl walk past?
It feels like i've received a Viagra Antagonist.

by MedicalRapper November 21, 2021

Viagra

Blue pill that treats erectile dysfunction.

He overdosed on Viagra.

by Kenton Makings October 28, 2018

Viagra

The thing my man always brings the perfect amount of

*Rolls on table*
My man always brings the perfect amount of viagra

by jonah damn you! June 18, 2017

viagra martini

when you spike someone's drink with viagra, it becomes a viagra martini

"He was rock solid for hours after I gave him a 50 milligram viagra martini."

by liznerd January 15, 2024

Russian Viagra

When ten Russian women rape a gay man.

Oh I wasn't gonna lose faith in my son, that's when I got him a Russian Viagra!

by Bawleringa December 20, 2022

Viagra

Get ur dick hard

“Hey, want some viagra? “
“The stuff that makes your dick hard?”
“Yeah, I have some in my van”

by Howwee February 6, 2019