vajankle

A hyper-realistic model of an ankle with a vagina where the rest of the leg would be. It makes people with foot fetishes very happy!

“What’s your fave sex toy?”
“I <3 vajankles”

by anonymous January 22, 2022

vajammin'

the female version of 'cockblocking'

Knowing that her friend had her eye on a guy at the party, Judy said to Julie "Let me know if I'm vajammin' you."

by mischami June 30, 2008

PB and Vajayjay

The act of placing peanut butter and jelly up a woman's vagina to be sucked back out and consumed.

Mary was so kinky last night. I even gave her a PB and Vajayjay.

by Mr. Linguini October 3, 2011

vajanus

On the female body, the area of interest that includes the vagina and the anus...both of which may be used for penetration during sexual activity.


or


A derogatory nickname for someone who is a douchebag.

"Hey dude, that chick is hot!"
"Yea man, I'm gonna stick it in her vajanus"


"Matt, why do you have to be such a vajanus and trim all by yourself?!"

by hypemo7 February 28, 2009

Vajaj

ITs a different way to say vagina. U say it like "VA-JAJ"

"Baby whip cream-Damn mah vajaj be itchin."

by Jose Diz Dick February 11, 2009

vajamma

A big vagina. Usually a fat girl vagina.

"She was a real thick mamma. I literally fell into her vajamma without any effort."

by erbuxx December 25, 2016

Vajaftashave

When after a smooth close shave, your lady puts her..um..lips to yours. How does one accomplish a balanced scent of Vajaftashave? First you must use a strongly scented shaving cream to shave regularly. Next, have an equally strong puss nestle on your chin, lips, 'stache or soul patch. By strong puss, I do not mean pee scented.

Travis: Hey Mishler! I see the 5 o'clock shadow has gone, and whats' that smell? Is that Old spice?

Mish: Nope that's Vajaftashave!

by Rubia Main April 6, 2010