A position that starts with the man sitting on the edge of the bed. The woman then sits on the man so that his penis slides into her butthole. He then proceeds to bounce her up and down like he's giving a little kid a "horsey ride." He can suck her tits if he wants. Repeat untill orgasm, interruption, or awkward premature ejaculation.
Adam: Dude, I'm totally gonna give that chick a ukrainian love cradle later on.
Dan: Ok, just don't cum too early. That position is so hot it can make you jizz you're pants if you think about it too long.
Adam: DAMN, I just did! Oooooh, there goes my love cradle...
Dan: Ok, just don't cum too early. That position is so hot it can make you jizz you're pants if you think about it too long.
Adam: DAMN, I just did! Oooooh, there goes my love cradle...
by slimjoe123 December 25, 2009
The act of shoving 4 or more penis' into a woman's vagina and 4 or more penis' into her asshole at the same time so that her gooch tears open.
Damn, we have Kate a Ukrainian Freeway last night and boy did her gosh tear open, we got her vag juice all over us!
by mr. Iamsodamnsick January 23, 2013
Ukrainian Radar Detector (noun): A speeding vehicle which when followed, acts as a radar detector for the vehicle behind it, by being detected at radar traps and pulled over, thus allowing the following vehicle to pass the radar trap.
Etymology:
-The premodifier "Ukrainian" is in place to denote the low-budget, hack-job, ghettoness of using a "Ukrainian radar detector"
-The head of the noun, "radar detector" is used ironically in that the vehicle does not actually detect radar waves, but simply distracts the police for the vehicle behind it.
Etymology:
-The premodifier "Ukrainian" is in place to denote the low-budget, hack-job, ghettoness of using a "Ukrainian radar detector"
-The head of the noun, "radar detector" is used ironically in that the vehicle does not actually detect radar waves, but simply distracts the police for the vehicle behind it.
Driver: "There's a speed trap ahead, we'd better follow another speeder so he can be our Ukrainian radar detector."
Ukrainian: "Yes! Ukrainian radar detector is best radar detector!"
Ukrainian: "Yes! Ukrainian radar detector is best radar detector!"
by Viktor Yanukovych January 25, 2014
by tomsawyer March 21, 2018
by Cornbuster44 December 08, 2020
Ukrainian Cheeki Breeki is a person who doesn't have a microphone and is almost certainly twelve and basically a weeb of Ukrainian and Russian culture and is clearly on a lower standard, and plane then the masculine benaiahs of the world
by NotUkrianianCheekiBreeki April 06, 2019
You pour vodka down your urethra and let a Russian women or man shove a straw in your urethra and drink the vodka
by Tanuki/shark March 08, 2022