unc status

To be an OG or Old Head. Unc status is typically corralled with doing actions that an older person would do such as saying”back in my day” or groaning when sitting down. There are other alternative definitions and signs that you have reached unc status but signs can vary from person to person.

Man, you’ve reached unc status.

by Seamos. June 19, 2024

Unc

Unc or Uncle (the brother of your mother or father)

Your old Uncle who still thinks he is still young and fresh. The type of Uncle to say "Back in my day" or "What do you know about the fundamentals?" while wearing creased red and white Jordan 1 shoes.

Uncle: All of these younglings trying to dunk the basketball like Michael Jordan. Dunking only gets you one point, let me show you the fundamentals.

*he pumps fakes the ball then shoots, making sure to hit the backboard first"

You: Ok Unc! That is pretty good!

by DontEvenTryItCZ February 25, 2023

Unc

Johan, David, Aatmaj, Ethan, Mal E Kai, Olivia, Bagby

Wassup Unc!!!
Damn, that some unc shit.

by LeBron_does_Lagrangians February 14, 2025

Unced

A group a gay shits who ride hoverboards around and think they’re gangsta these people include Jake an jack

I saw unced in......

by Kk ligma July 7, 2019

Unc

Someone who is getting old and is no longer in their prime is considered an unc it’s short for uncle

Man LeBron James is an unc, he doesn’t play as well as he use to

by Callyvin April 29, 2025

Unc-tea

Your sexy,wiser, unconditionally loving fierce middle aged queer friend or relative who straddles all gender and sexuality barriers, always has the latest gossip, and priceless sex, relationship, or advice and knows where all the bodies are buried! Sssh!

I don't know how to get rid of this nipple rash- lemme call Unc-tea real quick!

by Uriel David January 5, 2025

Unc fat

this guy so fucking fat he has his own gravitational pull he can erase the whole fucking universe with one fucking jump also he likes to rage bait everyone possible while eating 55 burgers 55 fries 55 cheeseburgers 55 milkshakes 55 cupcakes 55 tacos 55 burritos

unc: im not a unc fat

Me: just sybau bro and admit it

by Lavanii August 27, 2025